▶ Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
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▶ Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789
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▶ Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788
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▶ Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787
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▶ Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786
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▶ What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH
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▶ A Message From Our New President w/ Special Appearance by Donnell Raw
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▶ Dr. Drew Makes A House Call | YMH Ep. 783
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▶ Embrace The Chaos w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | YMH Ep. 782
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▶ Taking Kendall Toole For A Spin | YMH Ep. 781
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▶ The Most Anticipated Meal Ever w/ Fancy Chef | Your Mom's House Ep. 7
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▶ Is This Weird? w/ Rob Iler | YMH Ep. 779
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▶ Christine's Back + Corey Taylor Talks Dave Grohl and Jane's Addiction
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▶ Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777
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▶ The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons | Your Mom's House Ep.
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▶ How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq | Your Mom's House
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▶ Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t | Your Mom's House Ep. 774
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▶ Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773
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▶ #FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED | Your Mom's House Ep. 772
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▶ Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771
SPONSORS:-Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at Talkspace.com/MOMThis week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to gro
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▶ Preparing For The Worst w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771
SPONSORS:-Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at Talkspace.com/MOMThis week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to gro
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▶ Christina Has Tit Cancer | Your Mom's House Ep. 770
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▶ A YMH Fart Scandal | Your Mom's House Ep. 769
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▶ Popular Music Sucks w/ The Black Keys | Your Mom's House Ep. 768
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▶ Why Does Popular Music Suck? w/ The Black Keys | Your Mom's House Ep.
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▶ Coming Out As A Husband w/ Sal Vulcano | Your Mom's House Ep. 767
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▶ America's Favorite Pig Rachel Feinstein | Your Mom's House Ep. 766
Check out Rachel Feinstein's new special Big Guy streaming now on Netflix!This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, we hit the ground running with a Fart Simpson banger about McDonalds, before Tom open
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▶ Chris Distefano Has A Pride Month Crush | Your Mom's House Ep. 765
Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with a really sweet birthday shoutout for a TMY Stu
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▶ Happy Juneteenth! (From Some Whites) | Your Mom's House Ep. 764
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▶ No Bull w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 763
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▶ Pooping on the Tires Set w/Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker | Your Mom's
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▶ The Shart Heard Round The World | Your Mom's House Ep. 761
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▶ Raised by a MILF w/ Nick Thune | Your Mom's House Ep. 760
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▶ Happy Birthday Tom Segura! | Your Mom's House Ep. 759
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▶ Coming Up In May w/ Harland Williams | Your Mom's House Ep. 758
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▶ The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757
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▶ Make America Laugh Again w/ David Lucas | Your Mom's House Ep. 756
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▶ Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755
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▶ Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep.
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▶ DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753
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▶ Will Tom & Christina Be On Jeopardy?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 752
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▶ Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House
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▶ Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's Ho
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▶ Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J
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▶ Paul Virzi Is HORRIFIED | Ep. 748
SPONSORS:Head to squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOMIt’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P
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▶ Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's
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▶ KISS and Tell w/ Gene & Nick Simmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 746
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▶ Wildest Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 745
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▶ Wild Alternative Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 74
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▶ Setting The Record Straight w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 744
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▶ The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743
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▶ Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742
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▶ The Jiaoying Dynasty w/ Jiaoying Summers | Your Mom's House Ep. 741
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▶ Vagabond Vacations | Your Mom's House Ep. 740
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! It's a new year, same jeans as we begin with a clip of a very unique fashion model before a heated discussion about Metamucil gets under
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▶ Cool Guy Christmas w/ Mike Bridenstine | Your Mom's House Ep. 739
Did you miss our new YMH Special “69 Minutes?” You can still watch it NOW at 69minutes.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.'Tis the season to b
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▶ Where Are The Bodies w/ Wheeler Walker Jr. | Your Mom's House Ep. 738
Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at 69minutes.ymhstudios.comTom is coming to LA for the Netflix Is A Joke Festival. Tickets are on presale this Thurs
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▶ Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737
Tickets are available now for YMH's new special event, 69 Minutes! Get your tickets at 69minutes.ymhstudios.comSPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.JEANS UP!!
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▶ Dissed By George Lopez w/ Ralph Barbosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 736
PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week Tom Segura and Christina P are feeling the effects of Thanksgiving, they also talk about a horrible Uber driver, the upcoming special “69
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▶ Jesse Lee Peterson Insanity w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 73
This week Tom Segura and Christina P welcome Ryan Sickler back to the Mommy Dome for Thanksgiving! Tom addresses torturing Charo, admiring the beauty of David Beckham, and broken looking flight attend
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▶ Pulling Crowds & Pulling Teeth w/ Nate Jackson | Your Mom's House Ep.
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull up your jeans and pull out some teeth this week with Tim and Kirstin! The Main Mommy is bored of being sick and disc
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▶ Words You Can't Rap w/ Eso of Czarface | Your Mom's House Ep. 733
Hey Jeans it’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss upcoming holiday plans and how gross turkey is. They dive into the origin of hate and why
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▶ Happy HallowJeans! w/ Jimmy Carr | Your Mom's House Ep. 732
HAPPY HALLOWJEANS!! On this episode, Tom and Christina discuss Christina's goth makeup, Halloween candy, their upcoming live show event, Charo's trip to Israel, and why adult actors make the best gues
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▶ Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep
Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard worke
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▶ Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's
Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips
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▶ Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hea
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▶ Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728
I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday,
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▶ Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 7
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the episode with
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▶ Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726
I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, att
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▶ High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up mat
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▶ What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep
We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing but
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▶ We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout rout
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▶ Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722
This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about E
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▶ Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Why do dads love World War II? How is this graphic video still on YouTube? Why is RPC so upset? On this episode of Your M
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▶ Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720
Catch Yoshi Obayashi at Fringe Fest! Tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on#q=%22Yoshi%20Obayashi's%20Adult%20Content%22PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! T
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▶ The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719
WHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of denta
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▶ No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of
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▶ The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717
Catch the all new podcast out of YMH Studios “Not Today Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler” every Thursday!Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we
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▶ Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix!PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this
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▶ Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715
Go see Tom’s new special “SledgeHammer” Available NOW on Netflix!HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netfli
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▶ Joining Jackass w/ Rachel Wolfson | Your Mom's House Ep. 714
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.OH THAT’S GONNA BE GOOD! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom and Christina call Charo and surprise her with a trip to Isra
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▶ Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713
Check out the newest podcast out of YMH Studios “First Date with Lauren Compton!” Episodes come out every Tuesday at 7am CT on YouTube and everywhere you can listen to podcasts!Welcome to another acti
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▶ You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Go see Matteo Lane’s YouTube Special “Hair Plugs and Heart Ache.”Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Chris
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▶ ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711
On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing ma
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▶ Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710
JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is ut
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▶ YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709
Christina P is coming to Canada. She’ll be in Toronto, September 7 at Bluma Appel Theatre and Winnepeg, September 8 at Club Regent Event Centre. Get your tickets at christinaponline.comSPONSORS:-Go to
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▶ Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708
It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year o
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▶ Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep.
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blind
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▶ Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706
Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom
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▶ Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to d
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▶ Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704
PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, an
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▶ Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703
Get tickets to see the AYG guys at areyougarbage.comWe are updating our channel memberships! You now get more content for the same low prices! Become a member today by clicking the join button above o
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▶ Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702
Go watch Ryan Sickler's special Lefty's Son on YouTube RIGHT now: youtube.com/watch?v=AXGHgyr2MNASPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Pull those jeans all
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▶ Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find
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▶ When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700
Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. An
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▶ Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false
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▶ North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review m
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▶ Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697
JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA
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▶ You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696
Sponsors:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss m
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▶ Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695
HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on hi
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▶ Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep
SPONSORS:-Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate w
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▶ Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693
SPONSORS:- Head to policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announce
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▶ The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692
Watch Andrew Santino’s Standup Comedy Special “Cheeseburger” streaming now on Netflix!SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Grab your Liquid I.V. in bulk na
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▶ Torturing Tom's Mom w/ Charo | Your Mom's House Ep.691
Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by Tom’s mom, Charo, this week! They discuss their recent trip to Hawaii, their feelings about Tom’s beard trim, and Charo’s famous fart! Tim and Christine also d
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▶ Tortured By Your Kids w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep.690
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▶ Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689
BINGHOW!! This week, Todd and Christine discuss why they’re nice to unattractive people, the origins of some famous idioms, the celebrities who have gotten the worst plastic surgery, the woman who sho
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▶ Pranking Your Kids w/ Josh Wolf | Your Mom's House Ep.688
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▶ Don't Ask Me That! w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep.687
Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! Don't worry! You can still watch it at ymhstudios.com/rentalsDON’T BE A LOSER!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the Royal Family, the Depar
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▶ Workout Thirst Traps | Your Mom's House Ep.686
Did You Miss YMH Live, A Very Cool Christmas?! You still have time to get into the holiday spirit! Watch it NOW through December 18th at livestream.ymhstudios.com/SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit t
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▶ Phil Hanley Was A Male Model?! | Your Mom's House Ep.685
YMH LIVE is HERE! Get into the holiday spirit with the main mommies! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, THIS FRIDAY, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at livestream.ymhstudios.com/Pull you
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▶ 684 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at livestream.ymhstudios.com/Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom S
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▶ 683 - Kevin Smith - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Get your tickets NOW at livestream.ymhstudios.com/SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to ge
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▶ 682 - Stavros Halkias - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Seg
YMH LIVE is BACK! Just in time for the holidays! Come join us for A Very Cool Christmas, Dec. 9th at 8pm CT. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am CT at livestream.ymhstudios.com/YOU BET I’M COMING U
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▶ 681 - Robert Kelly - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.We’re Home Here Now for another episode of YMH! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s most recent Pa
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▶ 680 - Kevin Nealon & Daniel Ricciardo - Your Mom's House with Christi
Pull your jeans up, it's another episode of Your Mom's House! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P sit down with Formula One driver Daniel Ricciardo to discuss how drivers stay in shape, racing aroun
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▶ 679 - Al Franken - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Come see Al Franken live! Get tickets to The Only Former U.S. Senator on Tour Tour here: alfranken.com/appearancesThe I'm Coming Everywhere Tour continues in 2023 and it's going international! Use cod
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▶ 678 - Steve-O - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
To get Steve-O's new book or to see him perform comedy, go to steveo.com/Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We start the episode with admiring Tom's new hair transplant, a
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▶ 677 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans high and tight! Tom Segura and Christina P discuss how Sober October is going, best practices for hugging and kissing in public, and goth rockers ability to still rock like Peter Murp
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▶ 676 - Matt Braunger - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
Check out Matt Braunger's new comedy special on October 6 at moment.co/mattbraungerIt's another high and tight week with Tom Segura and Christina P! We discuss if it's ok to hit someone, refusing to a
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▶ 675 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P give an update on the mommy who cleane
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▶ 674 - Google A.I. Engineer (Blake Lemoine) - Your Mom's House with Ch
Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week we discuss banging your siblings' friends, a super cool Aussie being interviewed for the news and the Armie Hammer documentary.
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▶ 673 - Sam Morril - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS:- Go to Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.It's the most high and tight day of the Mom week! On this episode, Tom Segura and Christina P talk about the port-a-pott
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▶ 672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Miss YMH Live 8? Rent it for 7 days at ymhstudios.com/rentals/It's another week of Your Mom's House and Tom Segura and Christina P contemplate opening a McDonald's franchise to bring things full circl
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▶ 671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss the greatest YMH LIVE yet?! Well don't worry you can rent it for 7-days by going to ymhstudios.com/rentals. Go watch it right now!Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christ
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▶ 670 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss the biggest LIVE event of the year?! Don't worry you can still watch YMH LIVE 8 until August 28th by going to livestream.ymhstudios.comPhoenix, AZ! Tom will be filming his newest Netflix
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▶ 669 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
WE'RE BACK TONIGHT! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.comWe got Johnny Pemberton entering the M
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▶ 668 - Greg Garcia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown, special guest Tim Dillon and a TON of YMH Originals! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.comWelcome back to the Mommy Dome and we start of
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▶ 667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and
WE'RE BACK! YMH Live 8! With musical guest Danny Brown and special guest Tim Dillon! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.comJEANS UP!! This week, the Main Mommies discuss RPC’s charity, serial k
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▶ 666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker c
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▶ 665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's lookin
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▶ 664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA tryin' it out for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los A
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▶ 663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and C
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▶ 662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! T
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▶ 661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
STOP EATING FATTY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P realize that a portrait of YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne is missing from the Cool Guy Wall of Fame. This prompts them
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▶ 660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book I'd Like To Play Alone Please. Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at livetalksla.org/events/tom-seguraJEANS UP!! Thi
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▶ 659 - Sal Vulcano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s
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▶ 658 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Top Gun: Maverick, CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, Worst Roommate Ever
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▶ 657 - Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got
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▶ 656 - Danny Brown - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new show has been added to Tom's tour in Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 11! Pre-Sale starts Wednesday at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets
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▶ 655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, an
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▶ 654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
DENVER! A second show on July 24 for Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour has been added at Ball Arena. Pre-Sale starts today at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets!WHERE
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▶ 653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another special girl, a dud
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▶ 652 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusement park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s
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▶ 651 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discus
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▶ 650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Seg
Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs fro
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▶ 649 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road.
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▶ 648 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The third leg of Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour is here! Get tickets at tomsegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale starting Wednesday, at 10am localAre your jeans pulled over your
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▶ 647 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said okay to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russ
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▶ 646 - Jenny Pentland - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and Ozark. They watch a batch of Horrible or Hilarious vide
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▶ 645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy.
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▶ 644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad
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▶ 643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Gl
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▶ 642 - David Cross - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Join David Cross for the livestream premiere of I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Saturday, February 12 at 5 PT / 8 PT. Tickets available at officialdavidcross.com #ImFromTheFuturePull those jeans up, it's time
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▶ 641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at Jambb.com! New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in Nor
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▶ 640 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours starting next week with an account at Jambb.com!It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incred
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▶ 639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women
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▶ 638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating cl
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▶ 637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we o
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▶ 636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS:- Head to Squarespace.com/MOMand use the offer code MOM for a free trial and to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.- Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo
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▶ 634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to ShipStation.com and enter offer code YMH to get a 60-day free trial. - Visit talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month when you use promo code YMH. - Go to Saatva.com/theshit a
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▶ 419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lot
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▶ 633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Visit ExpressVPN.com/yourmom and get an extra thre
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▶ 632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to saatva.com/theshitfor $200 off your order -
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▶ 631 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH Live 7 is now available! Watch the stream this Thanksgiving Weekend while you still can! Get your tickets here: livestream.ymhstudios.com/ CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Pre
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▶ 630 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming onl
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▶ 629 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free tri
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▶ 628 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: livestream.ymhstudios.com Tom just added a whole bunch of new stand up dates! Get your tickets at tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Go to Hello
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▶ 627 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537 1/22
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▶ 626 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOMfor a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to policygenius.comt
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▶ 625 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to saatva.com/theshitfor $200 off your order -
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▶ 624 - Chris Hansen - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss YMH LIVE 6? Don't worry the event of the season is now available to rent at ymhstudios.com/rentals! Go there now and witness the wildest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: - Go to GETQUIP.com/MOM5to
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▶ 623 - Shane Gillis - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to saatva.com/theshitfor $200 off y
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▶ 622 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your f
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▶ 621 - Kevin Christy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a
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▶ 620 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! With guest Jessica Kirson and musical performances by Czarface! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to Grove.com/MOMand you wi
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▶ 619 - Shaggy 2 Dope & The Creep - Your Mom's House with Christina P a
YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at livestream.ymhstudios.com. SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to g
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▶ 618 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to saatva.com/theshitfor $200 off your order - Go to talkspace.comand get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Go to brooklinen.comand use promo code house to get $20 of
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▶ 617 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 616 - Beth Stelling - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
SPONSORS: - Go to saatva.com/theshitfor $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code
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▶ 615 - Bill Burr - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 614 - George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off your next order - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to BlueChew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to Squarespace.c
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▶ 613 - Ian Edwards - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 612 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Use code HOUSE for 50% off 2 or more pairs at shad
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▶ 611 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the
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▶ 610 - Ian Bagg - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to BlueChew.com and use our promo code MOM at checkout, just pay $5 shipping. - Go to WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off to
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▶ 609 - Nikki Glaser & Andrew Collin - Your Mom's House with Christina
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▶ 608 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SPONSORS: - Go to whoop.com and use code “YOURMOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 25% off when you go to liquid-iv.com and use code MOM at checkout. - Policygenius has saved shopper
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▶ 607 - Nate Bargatze - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
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▶ 606 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 605 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 604 - Shuli Egar - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tom Segura is back on tour! Pre-sale for the I'm Coming Everywhere Tour begins TODAY at 10am local. Go to tomsegura.com/tour and use code BALLHOG to nab those pre-sale tickets before they all sell out
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▶ 603 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Do you want experience all the excitement of the Cinco De Mayo Live show?! Well you can! This Friday, May 14th, the entire show will be available to you on demand at ymhstudios.com/rentals SPONSORS: -
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▶ 602 - Justin Martindale - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
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▶ 601 - Yannis Pappas - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
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▶ 600 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 599 - Rob Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 598 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss the 4th episode of YMH LIVE?! You still have a chance to watch it for a limited time only! Just go to livestream.ymhstudios.com now to get access to the craziest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: -
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▶ 597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM
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▶ 596 - Jeremiah Watkins - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Watchgang.com/YMH and us
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▶ 595 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
YMH LIVE IS BACK! Friday, April 2nd at 6pm PT/9pm ET! Get your tickets now at livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to stamps.com/ click on the Microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM
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▶ 594 - Hasan Minhaj - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 593 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 592 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 591 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 590 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 589 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 588 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 584 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 582 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ Tom Talks Ep. 3 w/ DJ Premier
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▶ 580 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until December 4th by going to ymhvirtual.com SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when
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▶ 579 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Did you miss the third special YMH LIVE event? You can still watch the full show on-demand until November 29th by going to ymhvirtual.com Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE v
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▶ Tom Talks Ep. 2 w/ Andrew Yang
NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! Welcome back to Tom Talks! Former presidential candidate, entrepreneur, and philanthropist Andrew Yang jo
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▶ 578 - Josh Wolf - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ Tom Talks Ep. 1 w/ Tony Gonzalez
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▶ 577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 576 - Marc Rebillet - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
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▶ 575 - Pauly Shore - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 574 - Cody Ko - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 573 - Steve Byrne - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 572 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Seg
▶ 571 - Marcus King - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 570 - Ian Bagg - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Seg
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▶ 568 - Kevin Nealon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 567 - Fortune Feimster - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
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▶ 566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 565 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
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▶ 563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
Tom and Christina are doing a LIVE podcast COMPLETELY uncensored, un-blurred, and with VERY special guests. Get your tickets to this virtual event happening August 14 @ 5pm PST here: OnLocationLive.c
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▶ 562 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 561 - Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler - Your Mom's House with Christi
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▶ 560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Seg
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▶ 559 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
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▶ 558 - Taylor Tomlinson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
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▶ 557 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 556 - Cesar Millan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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▶ 555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's e
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▶ 554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words.... We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different sty
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▶ 553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Y
Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina cal
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▶ 552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our wo
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▶ 551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on
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▶ 550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We h
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▶ 549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us o
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▶ 548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a rea
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▶ 547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID
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▶ 546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quar
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▶ 545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P
Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different ty
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▶ 544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that
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▶ 543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while w
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▶ 542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbrea
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▶ 541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions -
We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns
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▶ 540 - Tony Hinchcliffe - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then...
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▶ 539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich peop
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▶ 538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on
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▶ 537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He h
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▶ 536 - Matt Fulchiron - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning an
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▶ 535 - Robert Hines - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then c
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▶ 534 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from C
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▶ 533-Daymond John-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hid
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▶ 532-Best Mom-ents Of 2019-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Bri
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▶ 531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about
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▶ 530-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uhhhhh say around 8 o'clock, 8:15. The jeans are high and tight for this episode! The main mommies re-visit Charles from Match.com and watch a video of some cool newscasters. They find out what some o
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▶ 529-Kate Kennedy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's The Irishman. Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that fin
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▶ 528-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Mar
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▶ 527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Chris
TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in ou
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▶ 526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Ga
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▶ 525-Judd Apatow & Brian Simpson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans! Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a telev
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▶ 524-Yakov Smirnoff-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Onl
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▶ 523-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We
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▶ 522-Elizabeth Lail-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a ha
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▶ 521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about
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▶ 520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Our Jeans are missing one pant leg in the beginning of this episode. Christina takes the controls and it's starting out very TikTok heavy. Do adults wear overalls? Plus, the most regrettable of the re
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▶ 519-Ian Edwards-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
I now pronounce you, high and tight. You may kiss the jeans. Today's episode starts with a very sentimental Mommy wedding. SOO WOO! We have a bit of a home here now situation with everyone's favor
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▶ 518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this task? Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movie
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▶ 517-Steve-O-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! The Main Mommies are back in Studio Jeans and we may have found our favorite new cool guy who has a problem with authority... Ta-ta! Christina is back from a weekend of doing a couple shows
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▶ 516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina
Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The
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▶ 515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom a
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▶ 514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are won
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▶ 513-Anthony Jeselnik-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Forget Old Town Road or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including
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▶ 512-Alyssa Milano-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of TIK FOR TOK? 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into Intro Wars Plus YMH has
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▶ 511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P
The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an unde
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▶ 510-Nicole Byer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Mommy Tina is back but so is the cockroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most s
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▶ 509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars
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▶ 508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P a
This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vap
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▶ 507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of The Fart Mic. Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your
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▶ 506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required
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▶ 505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else. The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's f
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▶ 504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Chris
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▶ 503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of pe
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▶ 502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algori
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▶ 501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, sMothered, which leads to one
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▶ 500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travo
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▶ 499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special
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▶ 498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reacti
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▶ 497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to Try It Out. This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He
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▶ 496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina
Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the Try It Out guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mom
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▶ 495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL Try It Out revelatio
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▶ 494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey Coco Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're ju
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▶ 493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P.
It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in
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▶ 492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs
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▶ 491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff i
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▶ 490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with
My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who suppor
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▶ 489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central'sCorporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman
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▶ 488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLEN
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▶ 487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina
If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES cri
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▶ 486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over y
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▶ 485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about c
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▶ 484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was
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▶ 483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is r
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▶ 482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new
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▶ 481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Chri
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and
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▶ 480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the old home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot,
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▶ 479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most
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▶ 478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, No, thank you to the Academy and come
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▶ 477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great an
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▶ 476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible o
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▶ 475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and
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▶ 474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get
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▶ 473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to h
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▶ 472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email quest
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▶ 471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who als
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▶ 470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Se
Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask th
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▶ 469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn
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▶ 468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not
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▶ 467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your
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▶ 466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of
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▶ 465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.
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▶ 464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much
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▶ 463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the
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▶ 462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this e
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▶ 461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's st
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▶ 460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the wo
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▶ 459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gende
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▶ 458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not
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▶ 457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you thi
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▶ 456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on
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▶ 455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end
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▶ 454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P
It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud sc
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▶ 553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Y
Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina cal
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▶ 552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our wo
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▶ 551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on
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▶ 550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We h
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▶ 549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us o
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▶ 548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a rea
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▶ 547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID
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▶ 546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quar
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▶ 545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P
Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different ty
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▶ 544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that
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▶ 543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while w
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▶ BONUS Coronavirus Episode - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
In these uncertain times, The Mommies wanted to have an emergency broadcast in order to do their part as the country deals with the Coronavirus. There will be medical professionals and Washington insi
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▶ 542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbrea
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▶ 541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions -
We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns
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▶ 540 - Tony Hinchcliffe - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then...
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▶ 539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich peop
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▶ 538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on
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▶ 538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on. Then, we get on
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▶ 536 - Matt Fulchiron - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning an
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▶ 535 - Robert Hines - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then c
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▶ 534 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from C
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▶ 533-Daymond John-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hid
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▶ 532-Best Mom-ents Of 2019-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Bri
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▶ 531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about
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▶ 530-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uhhhhh say around 8 o'clock, 8:15. The jeans are high and tight for this episode! The main mommies re-visit Charles from Match.com and watch a video of some cool newscasters. They find out what some o
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▶ 529-Kate Kennedy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's The Irishman. Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that fin
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▶ 528-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Mar
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▶ 527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Chris
TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in ou
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▶ 526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Ga
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▶ 528-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Mar
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▶ 527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Chris
TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in ou
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▶ 526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Ga
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▶ 526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Ga
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▶ 525-Judd Apatow & Brian Simpson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans! Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a telev
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▶ 524-Yakov Smirnoff-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Onl
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▶ 523-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We
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▶ 522-Elizabeth Lail-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a ha
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▶ 521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about
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▶ 520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Our Jeans are missing one pant leg in the beginning of this episode. Christina takes the controls and it's starting out very TikTok heavy. Do adults wear overalls? Plus, the most regrettable of the re
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▶ 519-Ian Edwards-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
I now pronounce you, high and tight. You may kiss the jeans. Today's episode starts with a very sentimental Mommy wedding. SOO WOO! We have a bit of a home here now situation with everyone's favor
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▶ 518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this task? Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movie
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▶ 517-Steve-O-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! The Main Mommies are back in Studio Jeans and we may have found our favorite new cool guy who has a problem with authority... Ta-ta! Christina is back from a weekend of doing a couple shows
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▶ 516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina
Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The
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▶ 515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom a
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▶ 514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are won
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▶ 513-Anthony Jeselnik-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Forget Old Town Road or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including
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▶ 512-Alyssa Milano-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of TIK FOR TOK? 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into Intro Wars Plus YMH has
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▶ 511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P
The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an unde
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▶ 510-Nicole Byer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Mommy Tina is back but so is the cockroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most s
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▶ 509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars
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▶ 508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P a
This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vap
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▶ 507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of The Fart Mic. Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your
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▶ 506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required
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▶ 505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else. The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's f
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▶ 504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Chris
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▶ 503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of pe
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▶ 502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algori
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▶ 501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, sMothered, which leads to one
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▶ 500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travo
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▶ 499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special
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▶ 498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reacti
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▶ 497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to Try It Out. This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He
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▶ 496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina
Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the Try It Out guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mom
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▶ 495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL Try It Out revelatio
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▶ 494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey Coco Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're ju
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▶ 493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P.
It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in
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▶ 492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs
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▶ 491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff i
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▶ 490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with
My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who suppor
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▶ 489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central'sCorporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman
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▶ 488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLEN
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▶ 487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina
If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES cri
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▶ 486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over y
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▶ 485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about c
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▶ 484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was
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▶ 483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is r
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▶ 482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new
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▶ 481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Chri
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and
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▶ 480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the old home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot,
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▶ 479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most
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▶ 478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, No, thank you to the Academy and come
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▶ 477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great an
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▶ 476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible o
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▶ 475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and
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▶ 474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get
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▶ 473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to h
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▶ 472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email quest
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▶ 471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who als
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▶ 470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Se
Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask th
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▶ 469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn
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▶ 468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not
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▶ 467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your
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▶ 466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of
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▶ 465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.
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▶ 464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much
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▶ 463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the
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▶ 462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this e
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▶ 461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's st
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▶ 460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the wo
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▶ 459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gende
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▶ 458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not
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▶ 457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you thi
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▶ 456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on
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▶ 455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end
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▶ 454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P
It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud sc
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▶ 453-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in
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▶ 452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the
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▶ 451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it
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▶ 450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infec
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▶ Sam Tripoli-449-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plu
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▶ 448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siii
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▶ 447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everythin
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▶ 446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or a
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▶ 445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and i
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▶ 444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does h
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▶ 443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome yo
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▶ 442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending
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▶ 441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to ba
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▶ 440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar
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▶ 439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares.
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▶ 438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their Scenes. PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his Scenes. Will he shoo
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▶ 437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse.
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▶ 436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great fo
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▶ 435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.
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▶ 434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful
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▶ 433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who
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▶ 432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up sup
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▶ 431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you sho
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▶ 430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought
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▶ 429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a
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▶ 428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have th
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▶ 427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor? Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what
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▶ 526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Ga
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▶ 525-Judd Apatow & Brian Simpson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans! Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a telev
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▶ 524-Yakov Smirnoff-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Onl
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▶ 523-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We
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▶ 522-Elizabeth Lail-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a ha
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▶ 521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about
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▶ Ep. 02 | So Over October w/ LeeAnn Kreischer & Christina P. | Week 2
Every October, Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer embark on an odyssey known as Sober October. The effects have been felt far and wide among fans and listeners, but how does it ef
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▶ 520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Our Jeans are missing one pant leg in the beginning of this episode. Christina takes the controls and it's starting out very TikTok heavy. Do adults wear overalls? Plus, the most regrettable of the re
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▶ Ep. 01 | So Over October w/ LeeAnn Kreischer & Christina P. | Kickoff
Every October, Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer embark on an odyssey known as Sober October. The effects have been felt far and wide among fans and listeners, but how does it af
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▶ 519-Ian Edwards-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
I now pronounce you, high and tight. You may kiss the jeans. Today's episode starts with a very sentimental Mommy wedding. SOO WOO! We have a bit of a home here now situation with everyone's favor
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▶ 518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this task? Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movie
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▶ 517-Steve-O-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! The Main Mommies are back in Studio Jeans and we may have found our favorite new cool guy who has a problem with authority... Ta-ta! Christina is back from a weekend of doing a couple shows
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▶ 516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina
Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The
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▶ 515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom a
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▶ 514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are won
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▶ 513-Anthony Jeselnik-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Forget Old Town Road or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including
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▶ 512-Alyssa Milano-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of TIK FOR TOK? 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into Intro Wars Plus YMH has
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▶ 511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P
The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an unde
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▶ 510-Nicole Byer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Mommy Tina is back but so is the cockroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most s
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▶ 509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars
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▶ 508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P a
This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vap
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▶ 507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of The Fart Mic. Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your
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▶ 506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and
ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required
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▶ 505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else. The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's f
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▶ 504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Chris
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▶ 503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of pe
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▶ 502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algori
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▶ 501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, sMothered, which leads to one
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▶ 500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travo
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▶ 499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special
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▶ 498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reacti
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▶ 497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to Try It Out. This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He
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▶ 496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina
Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the Try It Out guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mom
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▶ 495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL Try It Out revelatio
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▶ 494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey Coco Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're ju
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▶ 493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P.
It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in
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▶ 492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs
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▶ 491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff i
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▶ 490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with
My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who suppor
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▶ 489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central'sCorporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman
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▶ 488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLEN
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▶ 487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina
If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES cri
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▶ 486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over y
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▶ 485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about c
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▶ 484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was
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▶ 483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is r
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▶ 482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new
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▶ 481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Chri
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and
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▶ 480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the old home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot,
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▶ 479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most
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▶ 478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, No, thank you to the Academy and come
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▶ 477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great an
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▶ 476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible o
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▶ 475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P an
Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and
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▶ 474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get
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▶ 473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to h
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▶ 472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email quest
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▶ 471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who als
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▶ 470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Se
Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask th
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▶ 469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn
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▶ 468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not
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▶ 467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom S
Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your
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▶ 466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of
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▶ 465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.
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▶ 464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you? Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much
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▶ 463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The jeans are back and ready to pull them up! There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions. PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the
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▶ 462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step. We are celebrating this e
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▶ 461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's st
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▶ 460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect? Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the wo
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▶ 459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW. Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gende
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▶ 458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us. This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not
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▶ 457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him. Also, do you thi
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▶ 456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on
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▶ 455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world. From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end
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▶ 454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P
It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation. Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud sc
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▶ 453=Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you! AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy? Are the Water Battles of your moms in
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▶ 452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one. We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH. Plus, the
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▶ 451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Daddy is finally here with mommies. Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back. Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it
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▶ 450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do. Will he agree that the lung infec
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▶ Sam Tripoli-449-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too. Plu
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▶ 448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is just Jean and Jean. We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart. We find a man who represents the Dark Siii
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▶ 447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles. The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everythin
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▶ 446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Se
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations! We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or a
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▶ 445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segu
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and i
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▶ 444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does h
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▶ 443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome yo
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▶ 442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending
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▶ 441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to ba
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▶ 440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar
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▶ 439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares.
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▶ 438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their Scenes. PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his Scenes. Will he shoo
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▶ 437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse.
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▶ 436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great fo
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▶ 435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.
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▶ 434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful
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▶ 433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who
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▶ 432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up sup
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▶ 431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you sho
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▶ 430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical. Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought
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▶ 429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter! Plus, how cool is being a
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▶ 428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
J-J-J-Jeans Unite! As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches. Here we have th
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▶ 427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor? Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what o
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▶ 426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star. Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS a
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▶ 425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was f
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▶ 424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building. This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.
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▶ 423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Within! Jeans Within! Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary. PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded -
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▶ 422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean! Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla i
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▶ 421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you. And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, yo
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▶ 420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny. We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential r
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▶ 418-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lot
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▶ 418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the e
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▶ 417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I. We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a se
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▶ 416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be
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▶ 415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person. The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down. We have y
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▶ 414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO! Tommy shot a special in Denver over
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▶ 413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild. We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvi
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▶ 412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and T
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time. We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more. Mak
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▶ 411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form. We break it
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▶ 410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick the
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▶ 409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely pro
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▶ 408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean
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▶ 407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live. We
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▶ 406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies eve
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▶ 405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about. PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be
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▶ 404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream
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▶ 403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS! You are NOT ready. PLU
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▶ 402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it. Plus how many people/hours does i
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▶ 401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Sh
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▶ 400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes pl
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▶ 399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy. Aside from that thi
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▶ 398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought hi
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▶ 397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it a
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▶ 396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christin
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. Plus, does anyone deserve a beati
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▶ 395-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out. Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you gu
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▶ 394-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results. P
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▶ LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations. *Please use HEADPHONES to listen to
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▶ 393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove t
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▶ 392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is t
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▶ 391-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode wit
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▶ 390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of
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▶ 389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class di
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▶ 388-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who
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▶ 387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy w
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▶ 386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut
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▶ BONUS-Live From Irvine (Early Show) - Your Mom's House with Christina
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!
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▶ 385-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it? This episode has Gucci Mane, bloody y
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▶ 384-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad a
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▶ 383-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis). We
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▶ 382-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear. Somet
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▶ 381-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers. Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's stil
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▶ 380-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile? Jack Re
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▶ 379-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower). Plus - you weigh in on th
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▶ 378-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tel
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▶ 377-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF. That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 24 h
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▶ 376-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does your shoulder hurt? Have you tired saluting the Fuhrer? We can tell you one thing for sure - It Helps!! Christina considers the Skullet - the haircut that Tommy has been pushing for years. Will y
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▶ 375-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this episode we explore two entirely different locations wi
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▶ 374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of Orlando Brown, get festive for the Holidays with an amazing Instagram singer, discuss the weight loss competition and much much more!
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▶ 373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we tickle some bodies with our new favorite Disney s
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▶ 372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We love our brothers and sisters to the North, but there's one lady in Parliament who clearly isn't on board with the show - she's anti F-A-R-T! Please keep heckling her. You think you know Tom and Ti
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▶ 371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many. Plus a really massive
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▶ 370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show! So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagine
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▶ 369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes by the name Bert Kreischer in it. Plus Tommy and
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▶ 368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Espanish on TV, we have Would You Rather, Perfect Sm
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▶ 367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who desperately want you to look at them, and go in dep
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▶ 366-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voicemail, which kicks us off to a journey into Christi
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▶ 150-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get your hands off my penis! All of you! Can you be arrested for simply enjoying a meal? We think, yes. Jeans has t*ts for days and well, buns has d**k for days, ya dig? If you are black and don't hav
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▶ 151-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What's your parenting style? Shame, anger, guilt, all 3? Good for you. We welcome your form of abuse into our home. All forms of entertainment including sports are simply distractions. What's importan
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▶ 152-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You no speaky like you do before. Where you from? Ingrrand? It happens and it's real. Migraines can lead to Foreign Accent Syndrome. It'd be soooo much better if super square white guys woke up speaki
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▶ Sarah Burns-153-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
You gonna repsect the game, ho. You know what I'm sayin? Do you? No? Oh, well, it's kinda confusing. Luckily for you we have a guest that fits into our studio like a brand new custom pair of jeans. Yo
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▶ 154-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
J-J-J-J-J Jeans Unit! Hello, meow. Thanks for getting that new fall line of denim for this episode. We wear our jeans at eye level on this one. Crack can make you cry and by cry, we mean, that's hilar
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▶ 155-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Drugs are powerful. People say what they wanna say. It's f***ed! We'll show you. If you like p***y does that make you a p***y magnet? Get ready for some great awful music. The White Girl Mob needs to
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▶ 156-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes you have to listen closely to hear all the magic that's in the air (air that escapes from our butt). Luckily, we had a microphone to Tommy's butt on the Bertcast and we've got the audio read
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▶ 157-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you have a family that is overflowing with talent then you need to have a vision for the journey so the spirits can come together and be a business. That's a quote. Sort of. Listen to how the Will
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▶ 158-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word you're saying, Scottish jeans. Did you ever go hoggin' back in your day? Gaping butthole photos? We
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▶ 159-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These jeans need a wash. After a weeklong mini-tour of the South the mommies are back home and telling you how it all went down. Fast food and faster dumps. A pee latch for you car? Super fans and sup
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▶ 149-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The mommies can't add. We know words and we know sounds and we know that catsfish and bass loves frogs cause we're smart. We knows what's to use! But math - no thank you! Tommy is smarter than Tina, b
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▶ 148-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Why do porn girls talk like that? Like OH MY GAWWWD? We consider this earth shattering truth. How many is too many? How many can you handle? Tommy announces his all NEW football podcast is finally UP!
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▶ Brandt Tobler-147-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Mayday Mayday Mayday! Mommy Down! That's right, this episode there's only 1 mommy, 1 pair of lower, looser jeans. It's sad, but don't worry. Tina mommy will end up being okay. She's resting and gettin
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▶ 137-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Can someone fit their D**K AND Balls into a woman at once? It's something we explore at length in this very special Friday release episode. If you haven't yet figured it out this episode is very much
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▶ Yoshi-138-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Mommy Dome is rarely at a loss for words, but one guest has the special skill to leave us near speechless and he's back. Yoshi Obayashi, the Japanese/Korean/Pornagrapher/Ho expert/Samurai is alway
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▶ 139-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Blue jeans, Blue jeans, oh where are thou Blue jeans? If you liked the first bonus ep we released get ready to lose your mind with the second one. Christina's dad came into our studio for nearly 2 hou
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▶ Sam Tripoli-140-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Crime fighting extraordinaire, Armenian revolutionary, self-proclaimed deviant and somehow still good guy, Sam Tripoli is in the Mommy Dome. When Trips is in the room it's a non-stop party from beginn
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▶ 141-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some have had the never to criticise this show for being less than sophisticated. To those that have unflattering remarks about us we present to you Episode 141. The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and
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▶ 142-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you share your garden with your neighbors? No? You Pinocchio nosed whore! If all kinds of crazy is what you like then this is the episode for you! We revisit the genius that was Anne Ramsey (Throw
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▶ 143- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode will have your jeans in a super high twist! There's no berries like Sherry's berries. Imposters need not apply (Terry). We read your emails and discuss Tom's beard flakes. What reality sh
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▶ 144-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted i
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▶ 145-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Before last Wednesday we honestly thought that Hilary Clinton was America's most polarizing figure, but we've learned that isn't the case. Perhaps no person has such a profoundly different affect on t
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▶ 146-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Texas was off boot kickin good time, ya'll! We tell ya all 'bout it! We want your crazy trucker stories, truckers. Tell us about lizard lots. Real Talk: Naked and Afraid is Lame and Dumb. Inside the V
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▶ 160-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you don't like the way things are done at your school, do what our South African friend does and bring a whip. Make it a quick class, very quick class! The mommies recap their tour of the South and
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▶ Tony Hinchcliffe-161-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
Is it possible to prepare oneself for greatness? Try. This episode would be nominated for an Emmy if it were television. Is there a podcast equivalent? That may sound cocky, but we're mobsters over he
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-162-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
There ain't no half-steppin' or half chargin nothing especially when your baby's daddy is in the house! The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is all up in the Dome. We catch up with our old comrade about ba
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▶ 175-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
I don't remember what we talked about this episode. Hope you enjoy it.
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▶ 176-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't worry - she's here! The MAIN MOMMY. Is it Tina or is it Tommy? Hmmmm. Discuss amongst yourselves. Is it true what Webster said, is there truly only ONE mommy??? These questions need answers. The
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▶ 177-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You can survive on just air and sunlight and nothing else, but you'll die pretty quickly also. Tina makes a compelling argument for why she feels so strongly about being the MAIN Mommy - she HAS been
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-178-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Hey yo, hey yo! Dawg, I'm sayin. It's real. This one is dope. We got new songs for dat booty. The Full Charge is here and he's got news: A new album has arrived! Be sure to scoop it! OMG Maria is back
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▶ 179-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yoooooooo! We got some jammy jams for yo you know what. Plus we examine the age old question - How loud is annoying when having an orgasm? Yup, that's too much. We appreciate each and every one of you
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▶ 180-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
OMG, you guys. We got such a huge response to the Maria call that we revisit it and all its hilarity. According to Christina, Tommy doesn't show much excitement about anything. Well, that is, until yo
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▶ Skyler Stone-181-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Ryder Bones AKA Skyler Stone is in the building. We explore one of our favorite topics - crazy people! They're everywhere an often undiagnosed. Have fun out there! Skyler talks about his new movie, Wa
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▶ Merry Christmas-182-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Wussup playa! Wut you gonna get dat gurl for Chrissmas? We hope you got all the denim that you asked Sandy Claws for and we hope you got nothing but denim from all your loved ones. We have many specia
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▶ Matt Braunger-183-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be t
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▶ Happy New Year-184-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Jeans! We hope 2014 is treating you well. I mean, if it isn't, that's terrible because it literally just started. This episode/momisode we are giving you what would normally be a bonus! It's LIVE from
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▶ Bryan Erwin-174-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Hopefully, having Tommy and Tina in your life is at the top! If not, we hope you have a horrible holiday season. If your idea of celebrating thanksgiving
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▶ 173-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a black man who isn't hung like a black man. If som
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▶ Brandt Tobler-163-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
DISCHARGE! Brandt Tobler is back and, as always, filling your ears with tales of crime and debauchery - we love it! PNC Tuesday is goin down. THAT, combined with There's No Such Thing As Wednesday is
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▶ 164-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We
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▶ 165-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who's house? Your Mom's House. That's right. A WYR is read on another podcast but they don't want to credit their mothers? That's okay. You know who designed that Xmas WYR - your jeans. Shout out to D
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▶ 166-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It sure is getting cool out there. Maybe you should add a layer of denim to your wardrobe. Music is so important to so many of us that is why we totally understand the plight of the juggalo. A juggalo
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▶ 167-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't be SCURRED! It's just your mom and your other mom. Spooky, isn't it? Listen, you no talent piece of S**T! You need to work on your craft! We finally get to the TRUMPET FIGHT that so many of you
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▶ 168-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you donate to THE St. Jude's? That's nice. So does the Klan and there ain't nuttin wrong with what they stand for. If you have a young, impressionable child a good thing to do is teach them that ha
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▶ 169-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't you look at me like that!?! I'm just trying to impose on you and your family because I'm insane! Cats love BBQ sauce. It's true. If you want to win a cat over, feed it BBQ ribs with lots of sauc
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▶ 170-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you smoke crack? Exactly. Canadian jeans step up and do the dew! We love audio that paints a picture. We have some that straight up blasts your face! If you can squirt, let us know how you do it -
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▶ 171-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If someone weighs 600 pounds and they want more food, give it to 'em! Extreme weigh gain has a profound impact on you physically and psychologically - and also on those who see you. If you're sick of
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▶ The Winnipeg Bombing-172-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky an
There are good shows as a comedian and there are great shows. Sometimes there are bad shows and then there's this. In Tommy's near 12 year career as a stand up he has had the full spectrum of shows, b
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▶ Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt1-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzk
Chang chong ping pong! Guess who's back? It's the great Yoshi! This is by far one of the craziest episodes we've ever done. Yoshi goes deep. Deep into his mind, soul, and past. He shares a lot and it'
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura Episode 41
Tom sits alone and reveals how much of a struggle it was to get the equipment working in the first podcast from the MommyDome. Tom plays a phone call he recorded with his friend, Steve as they recall
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 54
Nothing can prepare your ears for the Mad Flavor that is Joey Coco Diaz. Christina and Tom are elated to sit back and have their Uncle Joey share stories of crime, Hollywood, sex, and most importantly
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 55
Pull your jeans up over your shoulders - it's Mommy time! Tommy and Tina cover all the bases in this one. The duo talk trash about their producer, Blueban, they bring back fan-favorite, The Dick Detec
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 56
When a mommy is missing it isn't truly Your Mom's House, so this episode is unofficially Your Aunt's House, but boy does Auntie get down! Fan-favorite and dear friend, Bert The Machine Kreischer joins
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 57
Mommy, mommy, oh mommy, mommy! Get ready for a good time. Fellow comedian and Southern Belle, Rory Scovel enters the mommy dome for the first time. Rory witnesses the unveiling of our producer, Blueba
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▶ Episode 58 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode begins with a mommy meltdown in the mommy dome courtesy of Ustream, which nearly causes Tom to murder Blueban. Soon after, the jeans are back on and up! The mommies discuss a general disd
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▶ Episode 59 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This show was like WHOA! The first ever LIVE Momcast could not have been more fun. 3 Amazing guests and a lot of laughs. Tommy and Tina cover it all with brown talk, orgasms, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut
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▶ Episode 60 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The duo is back in the mommydome! Gastrointestinal issues are the launching point for this episode and this time it's serious (brown talk). They discuss last week's live show and all that came with it
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▶ Episode 61 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well if you aren't my mommy then who are you? Tommy spent the weekend in NYC with his close celebrity friends (no big deal) and shares his love for the great big ol' apple (is that the expression?). W
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▶ Episode 62 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bring the muthafuckin Ruckus! Tom and Christina drop science on you so open up your journals and take notes! We begin with some friendly banter regarding our different tastes in music to warm your ear
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▶ Episode 63 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You're the man now, dawg! Tommy and Tina talk about their recent travels and how lame it is to watch old dudes hit on young girls by trying to sound like they're young too. The lesson: act your age or
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 53
The Mommy Dome happily welcomes Brendon Walsh, formerly of the group InnDIgGnASHUN which eventually became Boyz II Men. We discuss some of Brendon's well-known pranks, his spectaular dentals genes, an
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 52
Buckle up! Tina gives Tom and you a lesson in Goth music (good for doing heroin). Tom's birthday was celebrated with great food and an inapporpriate gesture in a restaurant, but Christina has been pus
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▶ Your Moms's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 42
Tom and Christina are together in the mommydome! They talk about Brown a lot! Audio of Tom's dad giving advice on wiping and Tom's mom getting extremely upset about it. Tom's snoring is ruining both o
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 43
Tom and Christina discuss their recent travels, rude passengers, and the alarming number of drunks on morning flights. Tom discusses recording a new album and hearing his neighbors recent powerful org
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 44
Tom and Christina ask the age-old question, Where The Dudes At? again but Casey provides no answers (though Hirsute Pursuit does try to help). TandC reveal their love and addiction to reality shows in
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 45
Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A Real Talk segment features a woman with footlong toe nails an
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 46
The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men differ (ie. Salma vs Penelope). Both Tom and Chri
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 47
Due to Blueban's incompentance this episode had to be re-recorded. Oh, Blueban! Unfortunately it means that a mommy is missing. Christina is out, but step-mommy, Ryan Sickler fills in and brings the f
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 48
Paul F. Tompkins enters the Mommy Dome for a fun-filled 2 hour show. They discuss self doubt, how poorly stand up clubs are run, an open dislike of Billy Joel (Christina) and Bruce Springsteen (Tom).
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 49
The Mommy's welcome Matt The Full Charge Fulchiron AKA The Concierge back to the Mommy Dome. They discuss Matt's upcoming move to Puerto Rico (New York City), Christina's love of Puerto Rican men and
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 50
The Mommy Dome is a hot bed of hot topics on this episode. Christina and Tom discuss Nate Dogg's prolific career, brown talk, the most disgusting cookbook ever, Real Talk about Mob Wives, KC BBQ, the
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 51
How high are your jeans today? The mommies talk more hip-hop, how terrible Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are, the Saints bounty audio, possible album titles for Tom, penis size, weird vaginas, and an excl
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▶ Episode 64 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
And what is your name, little mommy? Tommy and Tina talk about names that must be difficult to live with, most of which are not suitable for print. The myth that West Coast dry heat is tolerable and n
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▶ Episode 65-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Happy Birthday, Lady America! Today Mommy United States pushed our country out of her HOO-hole! Set a sparkler on fire to celebrate! We happily welcome Ari Bear Jew Shaffir into the Mommy Dome. We tal
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▶ Episode 79-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tina and Tommy have their jeans so high you can barely see their eyes on this one! They get warmed up with prison talk and how they better get ready to eat some box and throw some punches to survive (
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▶ Episode 80-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is uh, retarded (a retard). We play retarded clips (literally) - some FULL retard, some not. Christina shares stories of an Iowan tour and brings with her an interview with the one and on
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▶ Episode 81-Ian Bagg-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Oh Canada! Some people are just meant for the Mommy Dome and today's guest, Ian Bagg is just one of those people. This fun-filled episode covers a breakthru with Brace from Gigolos, Canadian love, Bro
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▶ Episode 82-The Realness-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
In what will certainly be discussed as one of the realest episodes of any podcast ever, the mommies throw down and learn that Dick will make you slap somebody in the face! What? Yes! A recent discover
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▶ PRESIDENTIAL BONUS-Episode 83-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitz
The implications of this years election are massive and who better to way in than the Mommies! In an EXCLUSIVE interview Christina and Tom happlly welcome Peace and Freedom party nominee, Roseanne Bar
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▶ Brace-Episode 84-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Welcome to Braceland! He's finally here. The star of Gigolos on Showtime and soundbites in our hearts, Brace, joins us for a lengthy conversation about life, karma, fitness, grooming, and pounding chi
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▶ OMG Seriously!?!-Episode 85-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Seriously? Seriously! It's the return of Maria Seeeriousllahhh Guys, I Don't Talk Like That! AAHHHHH!! and we couldn't be happier. We salute our veterans, share details about how Tina and Tommy met an
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▶ Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt. 2-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't get enough. Our conversation with Yoshi was so loaded we HAD to split it up into TWO episodes. Here is
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▶ Brent Weinbach-Episode 86-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky a
The NEW Mommydome welcomes its first guest, comedian Brent Weinbach aka B-Weezy. The episode guests down and dirty from the jumpoff with Cm Dog audio to get you in the mommy mood. We go over our glori
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▶ Episode 75-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Charge this shit to the game! Tommy and Tina deliver a Mother of an episode with sound bites, insight, perfect impressions, stories and more! Tom's recent appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience (Eps.
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▶ Episode 78-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
Bill Gingery Burr enters the mommy dome for a lengthy, laugh-filled conversation. A true sportsman, Burr talked football with Tom until Christina started snoring. The three talked comedy - mainly Burr
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▶ Episode 77-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh jeans! Tommy is back from Toronto and as usual has high praises for his neighbors to the north. Oh Canada! And it's official, Tom's album, White Girls with Cornrows has dropped. They discuss their
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▶ Episode 66 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy and Tina announce a big plan for international shows! Get ready, Africa! They talk Top Dog as well as Tom's sister and mother complete with tons of impressions - hold on to your nuts, fans of im
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▶ Episode 67-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Mommies are back from MIA! We recap our trip which included a fun sitdown with Top Dog and Charo (audio included)! One of the greatest documentary films of all time that is near and dear to our he
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▶ Episode 68-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Rejoice! Our neighbor wasn't cooking for the hour in which we recorded this show! We discuss the horror that is the sound of an old man climaxing (WARNING: audio example is included!). We talk about t
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▶ Episode 69 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
People changes!! If you think we're done talking about Stevie, you better get a hold of your britches, son! We have the pleasure (and it will soon be yours) to read Stevie's letter from prison to ALL
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▶ Episode 70-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Konnichiwa! Your mommies are happy to welcome their first Asian into the mommydome! Comedian, history buff, Tonight Show fan, and porn aficionado, Yoshi Obayashi. It's a super fun show that touches ne
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▶ Episode 71-Redban-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
U-N-I-T-Y! The original trio is back! Tom and Christina couldn't be happier to welcome Redban into the mommydome for the first time since their VERY public and VERY ugly breakup! Things start off badl
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▶ Episode 72-Jenny Mollen-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
TMZ ain't got S**T on your mommies! We welcome actress, tweeter, and hilarious writer Jenny Mollen aka @jennyandteets into the Mommydome for lots of laughs and general tomfoolery. Real Talk gets reall
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▶ Episode 73-Africa-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Shaka Zulu! We're back from the Motherland! Tina and Tommy share wonderful stories of their time abroad. It's heartwarming to hear how they connected with kind people, had fantastic shows, and took Af
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▶ Episode 74-Felicia Michaels-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Your 2 dearest mothers welcome the lovely and hilarious Felicia Michaels into the Mommy Dome. We discuss what it's like to work with Joey Diaz on her podcast, Beauty and The Beast, what it was like to
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▶ Episode 76-Jon Huck-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Comedian Jon Huck enters the Mommy Dome for an extended Momcast that you'll be listening to again and again. We get to know Jon and his testicle(s), share stories, talk teeth, Mike Singletary and more
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▶ Episode 87-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You'll never want this episode to end. That's how full of delicious treats it is! GG Allin, coconut C*M water, Double-Pipe Classics, Tina and her bestie, Dick Detectives, Top Dog, and More! How is thi
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▶ 136-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Is Sum Ting Wong? Me no no? When news organizations air racially offensive names we're the ones that say, Thank you. Can we have some more, please. Do you need mo' PWESSHAH? Also, if you don't crash p
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▶ 123-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Nothing goes in Tina's booty - Well, lets just say NOT MUCH! Hehehehehehehe! We got a Chuck Ramsey update, wussup McDonald's?! What is Richmond, Virginia? Southern? Eastern? Full of murder? We talk ab
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▶ 122-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Every mother deserves to squirt. We give YOU the tools to make a flood in your bed, go for it! We revisit the F***ing Camp child who uses BIG WORDS sometimes, like, well, the worst racial slurs - it's
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▶ 121-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Nothing makes our jeans tighter than when a coach verbally abuses his players or the media. Another great man allowed himself to be recorded spittin fire at his team and we love it! We revisit Kai The
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▶ 120-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada, you need more lyrics in your national anthem and PLEASE train your singers when they pipe out OUR national anthem or perhaps they will be decapitated on the ice? Maybe. Hit the
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▶ John Moore-119-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
This is what the Mommy Dome is all about - wearing jeans and having fun. A first timer has joined us who you are all sure to love, the very sweet, very funny, and eerily menacing, John Moore. Sure he'
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▶ 118-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is gooder than a bitch! Get those jeans ready. Tina and Tommy had opposite weeks. Tommy was in Austin while Tina was in Cleveland - coincidence? Maybe, but no. Which race do you trust the
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-117-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW! Poetry comes in so many different forms. BAM BAM BAM BAM. See? That was some good stuff right there too. Your Mom's House is FULLY CHARGED once again with Zen like comedy
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▶ 116-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You think that just because you've had ribs and listened to salsa music with someone that you know them - but that isn't always the case. Charles Ramsey tells it like it is and that's why we can't get
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▶ 115-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
KaBOOM! It's Friday which means more jeans. We recap the latest episode of Gigolo's because Brace puts on a performance of a lifetime. So many amazing Bracisms, hope you can handle it. Which Gigolo wo
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▶ 114-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Everyone is welcome in Your Mom's House. It don't matter if you're black, brown, purple or Asian - oh or gay. We accept you all. In this episode we discuss the recent announcement of Jason Collins - t
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▶ Ian Bagg-Ep 124-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Ian Bagg is now a U.S. citizen and we treat him accordingly. We discuss what's permissable to say as a comedian and whether comics should be held accountable for what they say on stage and the culture
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▶ 125-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Remember when you were 10 and you prank called everyone in the phone book? Those were the best of times, but then you matured and realized, hey, that's not a nice thing and also they can now see my nu
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▶ 135-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Make Fitness! It's essential to a long life and having big arms. We talkin 22's, son! Whatchu know bout that? Tommy and Tina are working hard at being champs even though it sucks. We FINALLY resolve t
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▶ 134-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh jeans, your jeans, how bright they are to have more jeans like mine! If you make it to 100 years of age chances are you'll wish you had some d**k or p***y, but will you have the courage to say t
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▶ Catherine Reitman-133-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Oh my my, what a treat do we have for you. Fantastic, funny, a true delight - Mrs. Catherine Reitman joins us in the Mommy Dome. An old comrade of Tom's, Catherine fits right in like she's been in 100
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▶ Mo Mandel-132-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
Mo Mohan Mandel also known as the Jewish Ghandi in the comedy world is our guest and he is 16 t*ts worth of fun! A prolific writer, Mandel tells us you can also be a successful writer if you REALLY wa
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▶ 131-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes when you say BIG WORDS people won't hire you any more, ya'll! We visit the Paula Deen debacle and encourage all of you to deny, deny, deny when asked if you say offensive words. Poor Paula e
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▶ Greg Fitzsimmons-130-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
What happens when a man that's been around sits down with you and just...starts talking? You open up in ways you never thought you would. This episode had some sort of plan before we started, but Greg
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▶ 129-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mommies like when things smell good and we think you should join us in a world of wonderful spa smells to keep the bear inside calm and submissive. We prepare for diarrhea abroad. Is it time to just g
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▶ Matt Braunger-128-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Matt Braunger is one of our tallest and most bestestest friends and we are more than smiling so hard that he's back, that our teeth might fall out of our heads. We talk about music, hip-hop lyrics, em
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▶ 127-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy was recently on a flight with GREG JENNINGS. Yes, that one. The former Packer and current Viking who knows how to catch and run with the ball, but most importantly always PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BA
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▶ 126-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Musical mommies are abundant! You sent in your tunes and we play some of them, but really, we have to admit that WE are the musical masters. Tina dropped Animal Song last time and this time Tommy brin
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▶ 113-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some people make your P***y dry! Who does that in your life? Now let them know. Good job. We talk about regrets in life, how awful some audience members can be, how awesome others are, but the big new
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▶ 112-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you don't have teeth, why don't you sing a song? ALL black people can sing...is something a lot of white people believe. We're a couple of only a few who know this is a great mystery. After this ep
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▶ Episode 99-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Awwww yeah, just a couple of mommies sittin around with their jeans up. We get right to it quick on this one. Breaking down the White Tigress takes time and we didn't get to do that last time, so we r
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▶ ValenTIMES-Episode 98-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Put on your lovey jeans, Jeans! It's ValenTIMES day! Today is the official kissy face day in America according to the US constitution Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin were kissing in a bathtub wh
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▶ Episode 97-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
F**K HALF the Crab Feast! The Mommy Dome happily welcomes fellow podcaster and comedian, well-dressed man, Jay Larson AKA Bunt Cake. Larson is a guy that makes you feel good cause he's a man of the pe
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▶ Episode 96-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
So many different pairs of jeans, but only 2 legs! Tommy and Tina tell you what it means to Shirley yourself - WARNING: You may not be ready! A new show finds its way into our REAL TALK segment and it
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▶ Brian Haner-Episode 95-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
LaLaLaLaLAAAA! Can you sing? Good for you. This week our guest has a golden voice, twisted mind, and strong hands (Tom's ass found out the hard way). That's right, Brian Haner, who some of you know as
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▶ Episode 94-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get your orignial jeans on because we're going back to basics -Tommy and Tina and nobody else. Great audio from the holidays including OMG Seriouslahhh Maria ordering Starbucks LIVE! Plus Top Dog and
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▶ Mary Lynn Rajskub-Episode 93-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzk
The Mommy Dome got a little more Mommier this week with our very special guest, Mary Lynn Rajskub (also a REAL mother). Rajskub definitely wore her jeans extra high for us and we couldn't be happier a
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▶ Sarah Tiana-Episode 92-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Oh lovers of love and those who desire to be loved more, we think this is the episode for you. Dear friend, hilarious comedian and writer and LADY WHO WANTS YOUR TO TREAT HER LIKE ONE, Sarah Tiana, jo
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▶ Ian Bagg-Episode 91-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky
Baby Jesus was born and so we celebrated and now we give you this: More laughs and good times with Canada's finest, Ian Bagg! We play amazing audio of two of the dumbest women alive - YEAH! Ian also s
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▶ Tom Rhodes-Episode 89-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
International Jeans can be worn comfortably in this episode as we welcome world-traveling funny man and all around charming lad, Tom Rhodes into the Mommy Dome. Rhodes puts us at ease immediately and
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▶ Redban-100-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
It's HERE! We made it all the way to Episode 100! What better way to celebrate than with the little man who started it all with us, our son, Redban. This episode is so much mommy it's completely made
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▶ Alison Rosen-Episode 101-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky an
Guess who is OUR new best friend? Yeah, it's Alison Rosen and soon you will be calling her DEAREST MOMMY. Alison fit in like a new pair of extra tight jeans. She's not only a co-host on Adam Carolla a
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▶ 111-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These aren't your dad's jeans! We tell you that aging means that your accomplishments aren't noteworthy - deal with it! If your newly single, the secret is New D**K and New P***Y. Do you know what the
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▶ 110-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well it's Tommy's Smurfday! What did you get him? Sometimes you eat some stuff and then a lot of brown comes out. That happened to us this week. Also, we recap spending time with OMG Maria and even TH
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▶ OMG Maria-109-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
OH MAH GAWD SERIOUSLLAAHHHH, Maria is here, you guys! This is a dream come true in the Mommy Dome. Tommy's older sister and Starbucks' Enemy Number One, Maria stops by for a chat and she jumps in like
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▶ 108-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
ATTENTION all Jeans, we hope you can hear this! Sorry for the trouble with 107 - it wasn't me! (It wasn't Blueban either). Can a loving mommy have more than one pair of jeans? Jada-Pinkett Smith sure
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▶ Ryan Sickler-107-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Wuss goin on here? Public dicks. How many have you seen? We recap a lifetime of sightings and the way they have affected us. Not only has the OG Ryan Sickler graced us with his feast-like presence we
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▶ 106 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh my what a good time we have for you here. The Voice, Michael Schiavello superb sports broadcaster and all-around great guy became a world-wide phenom this week when his pronounciation of Danny Main
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▶ Tony Hinchcliffe-105-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
The episode will teach you the two greatest things in life, Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. If that sounds like some real mafioso stuff, well, it is. This has to be one of t
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▶ 104-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It gets really real this episode, little mommies. We open up to you about our past week - a tough one for us and the little doggie we adopted, Theo (Dr. Huxtable's son). Thankfully, he's still with us
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▶ Joe Bartnick-103-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Joe Bartnick is a man. The kind of man the you can easily imagine having his way with you. He is large and powerful and most likely stronger than you and capable of forcing you to do what he wants you
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-Episode 102-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Get those jeans EXTRA tight if you plan on listening to this one! Your baby's grandfather AKA The Dutch Sommelier AKA The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is back from Puerto Rico and it's like he never le
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▶ Brody Stevens-Episode 90-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky an
YES! Good things come to those who wait and we can't think of anything better than having STEVEN BRODY STEVENS in the Mommy Dome. They just don't make jeans high enough to express our excitement. Brod
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▶ 365-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies grab em by the p***y! Will Tina follow thru on the dog food challenge? Do radio rap songs make you cry? We have ANOTHER angry Persian voicemail. Jeans Up!
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▶ 364-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies discover and fall in love with a new Dan Pena clip, get a translation for Christina's Persian voicemail lady, listen to old and new songs, play a round of 'Rate My Jeans,' and m
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▶ 363-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at some great points about sleeping with your friends, try to pick a name for Tom's new stand-up tour, play another round of 'Horrible or Hilarious,' ca
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▶ 362-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies dive deep into the fetish of ball kicking, see what DJ Dad Mouth was up to in Des Moines, do another installment of Horrible or Hilarious, and much much more!
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▶ 361-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies learn how to rip some skin, judge a mommy's denim, play Horrific or Hilarious, watch a recovered Top Dog call from a lost episode, and much much more!
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▶ 360-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies find a VERY talented grandmother who works for a a certain kind of phone line, they welcome back one of the strongest performers in the adult industry, watch the trailer for Ste
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▶ 359-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
On this week's episode, the mommies educate themselves on vaginal knitting, get some questions answered on special people's daily schedules, pick a name for their son just incase they get pregnant aga
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▶ 358-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should drink your pee. Especially if you have a cold or a fever or a stomach ache or you're tired. Pee is better than medicine. It's your own medicine and it's free (and tastes good). Also, stop b
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▶ 357-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies do a very important dental update as a recent article about the merits of flossing has surfaced. Christina learns what a trap-p***y is during an outing at the park with her famil
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▶ 356-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies find Christina's dad on Instagram having a dance-off in Ibiza, review some fan-made websites, discuss the order of sushi they couldn't beat, and learn how to become bad boys
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▶ Top Dog, Charo & OMG Maria - 355-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazs
This is the type of thing denim was built for - the ultimate Momisode. If you're a HARD F'n CORE mommy you are in for a treat. Three of the most outrageous, hilarious and central people on this show a
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▶ 354-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you. Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find o
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▶ 353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the M
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▶ 352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all preferre
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▶ 351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just
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▶ 350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd. If thrive to be the best is that l
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▶ 349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed water champ. But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode. PLUS, pig-calling, mastering
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▶ 348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly. We have
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▶ 347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, kee
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▶ 346-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
PATREON, I told you to put that down! Also, sign up for Patreon, ya'll! You'll get extra bonus content, inside denim access, personal shout outs and more! WOW! say it again! WOW! Open your mouth so th
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▶ 345-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about Salad Tossing (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun! If you're gonna talk that ISH before you
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▶ 344-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS. Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT. Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teach
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▶ 343-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. This is the only podcast that prov
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▶ 342-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This weekwe have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words.Someone even said it to the Prez!Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFUL a
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▶ 341-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. Alot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feelme?When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name.Otherwise we'll
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▶ 340-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There'
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▶ 339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic
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▶ 338-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it
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▶ 337-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone.We got that Crazie Locs jam you
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▶ 336-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT.We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no seriou
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▶ 335-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response wh
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▶ 334-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it.We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are LESS THAN?
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▶ 333-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor!PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!?
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▶ 332-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying?Plus Hitler might be real. As i
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▶ 331-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up!Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record
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▶ 330-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb!The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or slow
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▶ 329-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing like
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▶ 328-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Real
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▶ 327-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up.There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk abou
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▶ 326-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans,We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!Plus, was that fart or the national anthem?Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat there
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▶ 325-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Main Mommy is back! Tina doesn't let a little thing like delivering a baby hold her back. She's in the Dome and talking about what's important: Farts, Big Words, Graphic Sex and Steven Seagal. Som
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▶ Yoshi-324-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This is our final gift to you in the year 2015, a visit from beloved guest, world prostitute chaser and medical lab rat, YOSHI!As always, no written word can prepare or describe what Yoshi bring to th
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▶ 323-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Merry Jeansmas!Hope you all are snuggling and kissing and drinking cocoa by the fire. We have a baby jeans and will be doing all that, gurl.This episode has magic: enemas, OMG Maria, Top Dog, Kim Ahn
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▶ 322-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Is Baby Jeans here?! You'll just have to listen to find out!What happens when you get AIDS from someone and you see them on public transit? You gotta call them out, yo!RIP Greg GiraldoPlus the KING ha
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▶ 321 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciationon it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla
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▶ 320-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to lo
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▶ Happy HatesGiving-319-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Happy HatesGiving, MOMMY! As is tradition on this show we'll do our best to offend you for the holiday!Do you have an incurable neurological disorder? Is English not your first language? Do you not lo
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▶ 318-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yo Chuck! Yo, You got AIDS, YO! Aw, Damn, kid. Hope you got your Jimmy Hat.Tommy's done with the road for 2016, but he brought Guess My Brown home from the Big City! Will Tina guess correctly?Bunz has
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▶ 317 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Christina guesses Tom's brown! And a surprise game! Dunkin' Doughnuts vs Krispy Kreme. What side are the mommies on? Rachel Dolezal and Tamar Braxton. Tina has new voicemails and texts on her phone. T
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▶ 316- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are you mad at your Mommy? Well, let her know! DJ Dad Mouth is working on his mad beatz and skillz. Is there really a lady out there wanting to lick Tom's b-hole? Turns out yes, yes there is. Christin
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▶ 315- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you’re feeling hungry we have just the thing for you - a very special PICNIC. Make sure you bring your appetite because this is the kind of picnic that lets you keep on eating!Did Christina come up
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▶ 314-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants.We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's p
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▶ 313-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it!What about something that might blow all of our minds an
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▶ 312-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree!If you sweat at night you may want to get some b
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▶ 311-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't.What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you g
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▶ 310-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple). Safe Haven pooping locations. Christina is gett
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▶ 309 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insis
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▶ 308-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnat
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▶ 307-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down b
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▶ 306-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave
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▶ 305 -Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like!DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked bab
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▶ 304-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we have
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▶ Classic Jeans 152 +BONUS MOMtreal-303-Your Mom's House with Christina
Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you.In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you heard
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▶ 302-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with yo
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▶ 301-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you.Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!Tommy had to throw away a bo
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▶ 300-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more.This episode is pure mommy magic. From ball
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▶ 299-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!We get into it with some help from a r
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▶ 298-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay a
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▶ 297-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.The Mommies have an announcement so b
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▶ Yoshi-296-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who's the Babe Ruth of porn?What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor?These are all questions that will be answered on this episod
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▶ 295-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets.Do we have a new YK
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▶ 294-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast.We've been shooting our pilot and trying to live th
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▶ Gloria Estefan-293-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of epic. We discuss the Miami Fart Machine and the pot
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▶ 292-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
One of the great things about our show is that both Mexicans and Blacks like it. They can both tolerate listening to it and not get upset. It's also what some say about Art Laboe's radio show inside j
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▶ 291-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangbanger named Little Boy talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you in
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▶ 290-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL??ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut but
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▶ 289-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant!It's true. Pastor Mann
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▶ 288-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning what
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▶ 287-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Need a recommendation on where to eat, what to see? It's a good thing The Concierge is in the building. Never any half-stepping when the Full Charge is here.This is one of the most action packed episo
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▶ Classic Jeans 45-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
It's time to try on an old pair.Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's their mommy and Tina's vomit phobia.Jeans up forever.
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▶ 286-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.Wipe like a pers
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▶ 285-Live From Cobb's-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
So many treats in this one.Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).Get at me
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▶ 284-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is.What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, trac
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▶ 283-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree.Also, food is good.Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and also to
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▶ Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
Powerful.Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, farting,
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▶ Live ValenTIMES from Pasadena-281-Your Mom's House with Christina Paz
Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times
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▶ 280-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey there dirty jeans! Wipe your face cause it's covered in vaginal juices and secretions.If you have OCD we hope you get better, but in the mean time we'll laugh at you.Tina has brows on Fleek! Peep
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▶ 279-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You figure it out.
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▶ Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods).Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome, Br
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▶ 277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern
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▶ 276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that t
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▶ 275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering his
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▶ 274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, That's stupid of you, and then they respond, Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid! That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin l
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▶ Merry Christmas-273-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this time
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▶ 272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment mean
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▶ 271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While som
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▶ 270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!Are you done wiping the
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set yo
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▶ Duncan Trussell-268-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan Truffles as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enligh
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▶ Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).We get into prison talk, break down
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▶ 266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option.T
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▶ Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so
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▶ 264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?Get One!These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets d
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▶ Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim,
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▶ 262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?Which Braxton are you
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▶ 261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.Did
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▶ Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!
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▶ 259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water
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▶ 258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're tal
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▶ 257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her.Tina is VERY surprised to hear
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▶ Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day.Please enjoy this Classic ep
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▶ Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing.Once again, this episode featur
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▶ Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores.This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting history
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▶ Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodi
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▶ 256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Shots Fired!!!If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.The elephant in the room must be addressed -
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▶ 255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???Tom's in Hong Kong aka City
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▶ 254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is revolutionary according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's Anaconda. Both versions, fart and original. We also explore the
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▶ 253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless m
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▶ 252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo
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▶ 251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation.We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you remem
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▶ 250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop.Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant diff
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▶ 249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn u
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▶ 248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that.We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate a
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▶ Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you.Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too. Ma
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▶ 246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.Please
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▶ Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat
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▶ Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome.This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions and
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▶ 243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller
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▶ Gretchen Bonaduce-242-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
We keeps it real here and we appreciate the realness, gnam sayin? Nothing kept our attention like one of the realest Reality shows ever, Breaking Bonaduce. Gretchen Bonaduce, the ex-wife of Danny B, i
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▶ 241-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passio
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▶ Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CO
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▶ 239-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down!If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? Bl
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▶ 238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's your mom's house!
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▶ 237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will
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▶ 236-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to wish you lived in is putting another candle in her cake. Show respect. Wear tighter, more form-fittin
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▶ Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you!The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow cas
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▶ 234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Take care of your rectum and its situations or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't?How
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▶ 233-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down!
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▶ 232-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners!White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of
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▶ 231-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornographer, Rocco says, You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when t
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▶ 230-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your fitness on, God.Tina's not playin. She's doing Quadruplethons and she's sponsored by Chili and othe
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▶ 229-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about Ames, Iowa? Maybe. West Saint Paul? Possibly. Chinese Food? Hey, what's happening here? Luckily for y
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▶ 228-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to show you how it's done. Ain't no woof woof over here, kid.Your Jeans have spoken and confirmed what HA
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▶ 227-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out to all dem guys, yo!Who would you rather have playing at your birthday party a leather boy or a B Boy
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▶ Jason Nash-226-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
Jason Nash Is Married. This is not only a factual statement, but also the name of a new movie written by, directed by and starring our very special guest, Jason Nash. Tina Jeans became good buds with
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▶ 225-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Somewhere on some street that goes by the name Marquette, the dumbest person alive is walking around recording himself on his phone so that we may document stupidity in all its glory.This episode is p
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▶ 224-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJOICE, Tina is back in the Mommy Dome and her jeans are tighter than ever. Will she reveal secrets of
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▶ Live From Seattle with YOSHI-223-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazs
YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom in Seattle when Tina couldn't make it. Sadly, the audio isn't great. BLUEBAN'S fault. But it's stil
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▶ 222-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Let's keep getting social! What if SWV covered that song? Or what if all their songs were about Jeans? It's all possible with your MOMS. If you have your stomach stapled or some of it is just taken aw
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▶ Live from Denver with Chuck Roy-221-Your Mom's House with Christina P
Live from Denver with Chuck Roy!
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▶ 220-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Derivatives are, you know what I'm sayin, like important when you, know what I'm sayin, doin calculus. Word. Dudes should not masturbate on the bus with other people around when those people have came
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▶ Live From Vancouver with Toby Hargrave-219-Your Mom's House with Chri
Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy Bunz still went up there and did what a single mom has to do. He found a man to help him out. The gre
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▶ 218-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Come on, guys! Say it with me! Working for my company is fun!!! Lets sell market stuff and sell it and also ship it, yeahhhh! Jobs should be exciting and so should telling the world about it. Lets get
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▶ Live from the Ice House-217-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to sit down for some greezy time. A great crowd filled the room while many more watched it streaming onli
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▶ 216-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well a very heavy bertation tonight. We had a very derison bite. Lets go ahead terrison to the bit in the hit a bit. Make sense? Good. Ladies, watch out, it could happen to you (fingers crossed!). The
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▶ 215-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Wait, White what? Ohhhhh. This gets pretty advanced pretty quickly. Some people can't sing, some people aren't retarded. But some people are an interesting mix up of both. We break it down for you. Yo
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▶ 214-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a hot new anthem for REAL MOMMIES ONLY. Plus, Tommy ran into Joey Try Eating This and Living Diaz on a f
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▶ 213-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know you're in good company when the WHITE HOUSE is listening to your show. We have pretty compelling evidence that suggests that President Obama listens to the show and keeps up with the YMH ling
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▶ 212-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you seen that show, Masturbate Theater? It's pretty good and we have a clip. Mr. Selfridge has a very int
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▶ Live from San Francisco-211-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
No need for a big description here - it's LIVE from San Francisco (Man Frandisco). Put on your old denim panties and enjoy this one (it's full of treats)! J-J-J-JEANS UNIT
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▶ 210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense? Dude has some good points and a LOT of job stoppe
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▶ Aunty FeeFee-209-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez Nuts joke. And if you get it on TV? Well, we collectively thank you, sir. New music from you, the l
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▶ 208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Know What I'm Sayin circle and it is GLORIOUS! Tina a
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▶ Live From Brooklyn-207-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. There's nothing quite like a LIVE Mom in front of other Mom's, knawmean? This is all the goodness of Y
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▶ Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company. Did you ever hear the joke that if we want to win
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▶ Live From Pasadena-205-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that we took what was to be the next BONUS episode and
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▶ Redban-204-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the Mommy Dome again and he's grosser than ever. It's always nice to have your kid come home from colleg
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▶ 203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your weight class? Figure it out, farty weight!Tommy had t
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▶ 202-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race and culture's attempt to say what they're saying.
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▶ 201-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you find something you love to do in life, don't settle for anything but being the best. Even if that thing is taking it in every hole all day until your insides fall out of you. That's what Ava
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▶ 200-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Holla if you down, but you wear your jeans up! 200, ya'll. We kickin it strong and we owe it to you, the little Mommy. We celebrate with great new audio of someone we think might be related to Tom - a
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▶ 199-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We are the Mommies 24 - 7, baby. Whatever you done heard, you can forget that. We are who we are and that's that! When Carla goes to Wendy(sic) or Burger King she doesn't get the respect she is owed (
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▶ 198-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
No more juice for the Main Mommy. Tommy drank something gnarly which made fluids come out of all of his holes - which delayed today's ep. Buns is farting and puking and sweating, but he's still here f
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▶ Andy Erikson-197-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Andy Erikson AKA Ernie AKA Can I get a ride? is in the building (the Mommy Dome). A former police officer, Andy is no nonsense when it comes to enforcing rules and eating snacks. If you don't know why
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▶ 196-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
I've been wanting to see what's in those Jeans for a long time! Oh, get your dirty mind out of my jeans. Cab drivers are hot and we all want a piece of them. Our favorite part about riding around with
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▶ 195-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're Irish or Scottish and angry we love you and can't understand a word. Please explain how we share the same language. We revisit the sexy as hell, you know what I'm sayin guy or girl or transi
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▶ Bryan Callen-194-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Pull your jeans up, this is a good one! Kettle bell enthusiast, horseback riding instructor, competitive dancer and comedian/actor Bryan Callen steps into the Mommy Dome. He is well read and easy on t
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▶ Cousin Jeanette-193-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
King A** Ripper has met his match! We ambush Tommy's cousin Jeanette into sitting down in our studio and lettin' em rip and boy does she ever. No, she's not the fart queen, but she is the Prime Minist
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▶ 192-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's not bad to consider that if you're not good at something then you should quit! And if you don't quit then hopefully Eric Kelly will appear at the thing you're not good at and make fun of you. On
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▶ 191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're gay I challenge you to up your game. Listen to the gayest man that has ever lived and see if you can top him, if even, for a moment. When ladies OR guys can't control the joy they feel when
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▶ 190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Every animal can get diarrhea, but why did that animal get that loose brown? Let's talk about it. Top Dog and Charo get a surprise phone call about Tom's sex education class memory. Was there a VERY o
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▶ 189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Seems like it's pretty much settled - TOMMY IS THE MAIN MOMMY. Episode 19 is revisited and the evidence is CLEAR. Christina is filing appeals, but we doubt there's a judge in the land that will grant
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▶ Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, Whoa, I'm proud of myself. Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY OH
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▶ 187-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Great news! Dennis Rodman isn't retarded. That is, of course, according to Dennis Rodman. He's just really, really drunk and he wishes he had been alive many years ago, to befriend Hitler, the often-l
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▶ 186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is very CHILDISH in the way that we make fun of other living people. We hope you are okay with that. Former NBA player and current mentally retarded person, Dennis Rodman is, well, defini
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▶ 185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeezy is short for Jizzles - that's a little known fact we made up. As the new year gets rolling we want you to stay POSITIVE. We encourage you to reaffirm positive thoughts about yourself with yourse
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▶ 410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick the
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▶ 409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely pro
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▶ 408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay? What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you. PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean
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▶ 407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live. We
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▶ 406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies eve
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▶ 405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about. PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be
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▶ 404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream
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▶ 403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS! You are NOT ready. PLU
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▶ 402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segur
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it. Plus how many people/hours does i
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▶ 401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes. Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Sh
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▶ 400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes pl
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▶ 399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy. Aside from that thi
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▶ 398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought hi
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▶ 397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN. From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it a
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▶ 396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christin
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean. Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again. Plus, does anyone deserve a beati
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▶ 395-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does thinking about your family turn you on? Think harder. Now are you feeling it? Let's talk about something that your brain does a good job of blocking out. Plus Tommy got food poisoning. Can you gu
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▶ 394-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A lot people have opinions on their dog food like they know what their dog can taste, thankfully one guy dove in for the rest of us and taste tested different dog foods. We have the amazing results. P
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▶ LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations. *Please use HEADPHONES to listen to
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▶ LIVE with YOSHI - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
This is the second live podcast we did on this evening at The Irvine Improv. The inimitable Yoshi joins us for some hilarious and often jaw-dropping conversations. *Please use HEADPHONES to listen to
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▶ 393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove t
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▶ 392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is t
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▶ 391-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mummy, here's the truth - we have sick jeans this week. Both of us. Please bear with us as we compete for the immunity championship. We welcome all our witches and wiccans to approach this episode wit
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▶ 390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of
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▶ 389-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There's a crazy fat kid running North Korea and nobody is going to debate that fact. Do you know all the U.S. Presidents? We certainly do not. There's a JV squad and we go thru it. When first class di
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▶ 388-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some people are just gross and then there's THIS lady. Whoa. And coming from us that's pretty special. She puts her finger, well, just listen. Plus, if you had to say one of us is a better burper who
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▶ 387-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Dearest Jean, This is a great podcast. Today we recap our lunch with Dan Pena and Tom's ill-fitting suit. Plus, Jean got an iWatch and boy does she love it (more than she loves Tom). Some French guy
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▶ 386-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're on a plane and you're bleeding from your tumors you just need people to MOVE. Jean and Tom break down their one night getaway and how Tom's browns have changed for the better since he cut
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▶ BONUS-Live From Irvine (Early Show) - Your Mom's House with Christina
Live from the Irvine Improv with 500 mommies in the stands. Let er rip!
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▶ 385-Youe Mom'a House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How much sausage do you need to feed your whole family? What if there are some big women in it? Probably more, right? Would you leave an angry voicemail about it? This episode has Gucci Mane, blood
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▶ 384-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you haven't ever seen a whale penis, you don't size and you don't know Penis. Tommy hung out with Top Dog and Charo this weekend and he has tales to tell. Plus Gene had a dream that Tommy was bad
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▶ 383-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When someone goes on strike you know they mean business. This lady is going on strike for something so important we can't actually spell out what it is (It's Gross and comes out of a man's penis). We
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▶ 382-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
As perhaps the leading non-binary couple in the podcast comedy world today we are thrilled to bring you this aspect of the wonder from the perspective of our obtuse reality. Hope that was clear. Some
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▶ 381-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers. Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's sti
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▶ 381-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever tried to get a hearing impaired person to lick your stuff but you weren't sure how to do it? We have answers. Plus we're pretty sure we found our sons little league coach. Hope he's sti
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▶ 380-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't hit me, Mummy! Don't hurt me, mummy! This week Tommy recaps his big celebration trip with Burnt and both pairs of Jeans have a Dental Update. Who do you think has the more perfect smile? Jack Re
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▶ 379-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Finally! Someone is talking about the real issues - how do you mop up all that stuff after you make kisses? A nice British lady is going to show us the way (it's the Shower). Plus - you weigh in on th
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▶ 378-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The McAfee Virus guy isn't just a genius when it comes to protecting your PC. He also has discovered that hammocks are great for lounging on and pooping off of. Just listen to this parade of women tel
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▶ 377-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Reach into your pants, hold on to your twig and berries and take a DEEP SNIFF. That's how you train to be a good pup. Good boy. Tommy is deep in his weight loss competition with Burnt. These last 2
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▶ 376-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does your shoulder hurt? Have you tired saluting the Fuhrer? We can tell you one thing for sure - It Helps!! Christina considers the Skullet - the haircut that Tommy has been pushing for years. Will y
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▶ 375-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These Jeans are ready to party. We always knew that Subway served up sandwiches, but we didn't realize there was so much MUSTARD on them. In this episode we explore two entirely different locations wi
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▶ 374-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies dive deep into the world of Orlando Brown, get festive for the Holidays with an amazing Instagram singer, discuss the weight loss competition and much much more!
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▶ 373-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Diamonds on the crevice of your ??? I'll give you three guesses. We have so much to share with you! Get ready to pull 'em high and tight! This week we tickle some bodies with our new favorite Disney s
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▶ 372-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We love our brothers and sisters to the North, but there's one lady in Parliament who clearly isn't on board with the show - she's anti F-A-R-T! Please keep heckling her. You think you know Tom and Ti
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▶ 371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many. Plus a really massi
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▶ 370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show! So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagin
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▶ 369-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Even babies know the truth - Bert IS fat, but also our dear friend Burnt Chrystals has a new special coming to Showtime called The Machine and he goes by the name Bert Kreischer in it. Plus Tommy and
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▶ 368-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
NO Loose jeans allowed here. We find the ultimate dad boner who relights the fire that only Garth can put out. Plus, Tommy AKA Tomaso speaks eh, de Espanish on TV, we have Would You Rather, Perfect Sm
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▶ 367-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at Christina's ex-boyfriend who know works as an insane deck hand, a couple of fighting brothers who desperately want you to look at them, and go in dep
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▶ 366-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies watch a bunch of public service announcements, some hilarious, some horrible. They also get a translation for the Persian voicemail, which kicks us off to a journey into Christi
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▶ 137-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Can someone fit their D**K AND Balls into a woman at once? It's something we explore at length in this very special Friday release episode. If you haven't yet figured it out this episode is very much
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▶ Yoshi-138-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Mommy Dome is rarely at a loss for words, but one guest has the special skill to leave us near speechless and he's back. Yoshi Obayashi, the Japanese/Korean/Pornagrapher/Ho expert/Samurai is alway
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▶ 139-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Blue jeans, Blue jeans, oh where are thou Blue jeans? If you liked the first bonus ep we released get ready to lose your mind with the second one. Christina's dad came into our studio for nearly 2 hou
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▶ 136-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Is Sum Ting Wong? Me no no? When news organizations air racially offensive names we're the ones that say, Thank you. Can we have some more, please. Do you need mo' PWESSHAH? Also, if you don't crash p
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▶ 135-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Make Fitness! It's essential to a long life and having big arms. We talkin 22's, son! Whatchu know bout that? Tommy and Tina are working hard at being champs even though it sucks. We FINALLY resolve t
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▶ Mo Mandel-132-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
Mo Mohan Mandel also known as the Jewish Ghandi in the comedy world is our guest and he is 16 t*ts worth of fun! A prolific writer, Mandel tells us you can also be a successful writer if you REALLY wa
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▶ Catherine Reitman-133-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Oh my my, what a treat do we have for you. Fantastic, funny, a true delight - Mrs. Catherine Reitman joins us in the Mommy Dome. An old comrade of Tom's, Catherine fits right in like she's been in 100
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▶ 134-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh jeans, your jeans, how bright they are to have more jeans like mine! If you make it to 100 years of age chances are you'll wish you had some d**k or p***y, but will you have the courage to say t
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▶ Sam Tripoli-140-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Crime fighting extraordinaire, Armenian revolutionary, self-proclaimed deviant and somehow still good guy, Sam Tripoli is in the Mommy Dome. When Trips is in the room it's a non-stop party from beginn
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▶ 141-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some have had the never to criticise this show for being less than sophisticated. To those that have unflattering remarks about us we present to you Episode 141. The Mona Lisa, the Sistine Chapel, and
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▶ 146-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Texas was off boot kickin good time, ya'll! We tell ya all 'bout it! We want your crazy trucker stories, truckers. Tell us about lizard lots. Real Talk: Naked and Afraid is Lame and Dumb. Inside the V
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▶ Brandt Tobler-147-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Mayday Mayday Mayday! Mommy Down! That's right, this episode there's only 1 mommy, 1 pair of lower, looser jeans. It's sad, but don't worry. Tina mommy will end up being okay. She's resting and gettin
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▶ 148-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Why do porn girls talk like that? Like OH MY GAWWWD? We consider this earth shattering truth. How many is too many? How many can you handle? Tommy announces his all NEW football podcast is finally UP!
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▶ 145-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Before last Wednesday we honestly thought that Hilary Clinton was America's most polarizing figure, but we've learned that isn't the case. Perhaps no person has such a profoundly different affect on t
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▶ 144-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Our philosophy has always been push as hard as you can until it hurts and then tell us about it - and you did! Your poop triggers are fascinating and unique. STOP THE PRESS - Stevie has been sighted i
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▶ 142-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you share your garden with your neighbors? No? You Pinocchio nosed whore! If all kinds of crazy is what you like then this is the episode for you! We revisit the genius that was Anne Ramsey (Throw
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▶ 143- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode will have your jeans in a super high twist! There's no berries like Sherry's berries. Imposters need not apply (Terry). We read your emails and discuss Tom's beard flakes. What reality sh
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▶ 131-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes when you say BIG WORDS people won't hire you any more, ya'll! We visit the Paula Deen debacle and encourage all of you to deny, deny, deny when asked if you say offensive words. Poor Paula e
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▶ Greg Fitzsimmons-130-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
What happens when a man that's been around sits down with you and just...starts talking? You open up in ways you never thought you would. This episode had some sort of plan before we started, but Greg
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▶ 118-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is gooder than a bitch! Get those jeans ready. Tina and Tommy had opposite weeks. Tommy was in Austin while Tina was in Cleveland - coincidence? Maybe, but no. Which race do you trust the
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▶ John Moore-119-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
This is what the Mommy Dome is all about - wearing jeans and having fun. A first timer has joined us who you are all sure to love, the very sweet, very funny, and eerily menacing, John Moore. Sure he'
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▶ 120-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh, Canada. Oh, Canada, you need more lyrics in your national anthem and PLEASE train your singers when they pipe out OUR national anthem or perhaps they will be decapitated on the ice? Maybe. Hit the
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-117-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW! Poetry comes in so many different forms. BAM BAM BAM BAM. See? That was some good stuff right there too. Your Mom's House is FULLY CHARGED once again with Zen like comedy
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura Episode 41
Tom sits alone and reveals how much of a struggle it was to get the equipment working in the first podcast from the MommyDome. Tom plays a phone call he recorded with his friend, Steve as they recall
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▶ 114-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Everyone is welcome in Your Mom's House. It don't matter if you're black, brown, purple or Asian - oh or gay. We accept you all. In this episode we discuss the recent announcement of Jason Collins - t
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▶ 115-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
KaBOOM! It's Friday which means more jeans. We recap the latest episode of Gigolo's because Brace puts on a performance of a lifetime. So many amazing Bracisms, hope you can handle it. Which Gigolo wo
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▶ 121-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Nothing makes our jeans tighter than when a coach verbally abuses his players or the media. Another great man allowed himself to be recorded spittin fire at his team and we love it! We revisit Kai The
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▶ 122-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Every mother deserves to squirt. We give YOU the tools to make a flood in your bed, go for it! We revisit the F***ing Camp child who uses BIG WORDS sometimes, like, well, the worst racial slurs - it's
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▶ 127-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy was recently on a flight with GREG JENNINGS. Yes, that one. The former Packer and current Viking who knows how to catch and run with the ball, but most importantly always PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BA
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▶ Matt Braunger-128-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Matt Braunger is one of our tallest and most bestestest friends and we are more than smiling so hard that he's back, that our teeth might fall out of our heads. We talk about music, hip-hop lyrics, em
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▶ 129-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mommies like when things smell good and we think you should join us in a world of wonderful spa smells to keep the bear inside calm and submissive. We prepare for diarrhea abroad. Is it time to just g
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▶ 126-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Musical mommies are abundant! You sent in your tunes and we play some of them, but really, we have to admit that WE are the musical masters. Tina dropped Animal Song last time and this time Tommy brin
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▶ 125-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Remember when you were 10 and you prank called everyone in the phone book? Those were the best of times, but then you matured and realized, hey, that's not a nice thing and also they can now see my nu
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▶ 123-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Nothing goes in Tina's booty - Well, lets just say NOT MUCH! Hehehehehehehe! We got a Chuck Ramsey update, wussup McDonald's?! What is Richmond, Virginia? Southern? Eastern? Full of murder? We talk ab
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▶ Ian Bagg-Ep 124-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Ian Bagg is now a U.S. citizen and we treat him accordingly. We discuss what's permissable to say as a comedian and whether comics should be held accountable for what they say on stage and the culture
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▶ 149-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The mommies can't add. We know words and we know sounds and we know that catsfish and bass loves frogs cause we're smart. We knows what's to use! But math - no thank you! Tommy is smarter than Tina, b
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▶ 150-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get your hands off my penis! All of you! Can you be arrested for simply enjoying a meal? We think, yes. Jeans has t*ts for days and well, buns has d**k for days, ya dig? If you are black and don't hav
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▶ 173-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know what I'm sayin? We like to say it first! Sometimes you put your peepee in a scary place and you don't die - we celebrate that. We hear from a black man who isn't hung like a black man. If som
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▶ Bryan Erwin-174-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Hopefully, having Tommy and Tina in your life is at the top! If not, we hope you have a horrible holiday season. If your idea of celebrating thanksgiving
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▶ 175-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
I don't remember what we talked about this episode. Hope you enjoy it.
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There are good shows as a comedian and there are great shows. Sometimes there are bad shows and then there's this. In Tommy's near 12 year career as a stand up he has had the full spectrum of shows, b
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▶ 171-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If someone weighs 600 pounds and they want more food, give it to 'em! Extreme weigh gain has a profound impact on you physically and psychologically - and also on those who see you. If you're sick of
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▶ 169-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't you look at me like that!?! I'm just trying to impose on you and your family because I'm insane! Cats love BBQ sauce. It's true. If you want to win a cat over, feed it BBQ ribs with lots of sauc
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▶ 170-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you smoke crack? Exactly. Canadian jeans step up and do the dew! We love audio that paints a picture. We have some that straight up blasts your face! If you can squirt, let us know how you do it -
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▶ 176-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't worry - she's here! The MAIN MOMMY. Is it Tina or is it Tommy? Hmmmm. Discuss amongst yourselves. Is it true what Webster said, is there truly only ONE mommy??? These questions need answers. The
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▶ 177-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You can survive on just air and sunlight and nothing else, but you'll die pretty quickly also. Tina makes a compelling argument for why she feels so strongly about being the MAIN Mommy - she HAS been
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▶ Merry Christmas-182-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Wussup playa! Wut you gonna get dat gurl for Chrissmas? We hope you got all the denim that you asked Sandy Claws for and we hope you got nothing but denim from all your loved ones. We have many specia
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▶ Matt Braunger-183-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Matt Braunger AKA Six Finger Frank AKA The Dutch Welder AKA Happy Hamcakes is in the building. Comedian, actor and all around good buddy Matt sits down with us as we talk about how great it would be t
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▶ Happy New Year-184-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Jeans! We hope 2014 is treating you well. I mean, if it isn't, that's terrible because it literally just started. This episode/momisode we are giving you what would normally be a bonus! It's LIVE from
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▶ Skyler Stone-181-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Ryder Bones AKA Skyler Stone is in the building. We explore one of our favorite topics - crazy people! They're everywhere an often undiagnosed. Have fun out there! Skyler talks about his new movie, Wa
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▶ 180-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
OMG, you guys. We got such a huge response to the Maria call that we revisit it and all its hilarity. According to Christina, Tommy doesn't show much excitement about anything. Well, that is, until yo
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-178-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Hey yo, hey yo! Dawg, I'm sayin. It's real. This one is dope. We got new songs for dat booty. The Full Charge is here and he's got news: A new album has arrived! Be sure to scoop it! OMG Maria is back
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▶ 179-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yoooooooo! We got some jammy jams for yo you know what. Plus we examine the age old question - How loud is annoying when having an orgasm? Yup, that's too much. We appreciate each and every one of you
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▶ 168-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you donate to THE St. Jude's? That's nice. So does the Klan and there ain't nuttin wrong with what they stand for. If you have a young, impressionable child a good thing to do is teach them that ha
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▶ 167-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't be SCURRED! It's just your mom and your other mom. Spooky, isn't it? Listen, you no talent piece of S**T! You need to work on your craft! We finally get to the TRUMPET FIGHT that so many of you
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▶ 155-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Drugs are powerful. People say what they wanna say. It's f***ed! We'll show you. If you like p***y does that make you a p***y magnet? Get ready for some great awful music. The White Girl Mob needs to
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▶ 156-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes you have to listen closely to hear all the magic that's in the air (air that escapes from our butt). Luckily, we had a microphone to Tommy's butt on the Bertcast and we've got the audio read
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▶ 157-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you have a family that is overflowing with talent then you need to have a vision for the journey so the spirits can come together and be a business. That's a quote. Sort of. Listen to how the Will
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▶ 154-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
J-J-J-J-J Jeans Unit! Hello, meow. Thanks for getting that new fall line of denim for this episode. We wear our jeans at eye level on this one. Crack can make you cry and by cry, we mean, that's hilar
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▶ Sarah Burns-153-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
You gonna repsect the game, ho. You know what I'm sayin? Do you? No? Oh, well, it's kinda confusing. Luckily for you we have a guest that fits into our studio like a brand new custom pair of jeans. Yo
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▶ 151-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What's your parenting style? Shame, anger, guilt, all 3? Good for you. We welcome your form of abuse into our home. All forms of entertainment including sports are simply distractions. What's importan
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▶ 152-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You no speaky like you do before. Where you from? Ingrrand? It happens and it's real. Migraines can lead to Foreign Accent Syndrome. It'd be soooo much better if super square white guys woke up speak
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▶ 158-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We speak English and you understand us, but YOU speak English and we don't understand a single word you're saying, Scottish jeans. Did you ever go hoggin' back in your day? Gaping butthole photos? We
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▶ 159-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These jeans need a wash. After a weeklong mini-tour of the South the mommies are back home and telling you how it all went down. Fast food and faster dumps. A pee latch for you car? Super fans and sup
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▶ 164-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're a big dog how about you play with dogs your size, you stupid, selfish inconsiderate C**T. But if you're a dog you might not know where you are playing because DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS?!? We
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▶ 165-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who's house? Your Mom's House. That's right. A WYR is read on another podcast but they don't want to credit their mothers? That's okay. You know who designed that Xmas WYR - your jeans. Shout out to D
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▶ 166-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It sure is getting cool out there. Maybe you should add a layer of denim to your wardrobe. Music is so important to so many of us that is why we totally understand the plight of the juggalo. A juggalo
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▶ Brandt Tobler-163-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
DISCHARGE! Brandt Tobler is back and, as always, filling your ears with tales of crime and debauchery - we love it! PNC Tuesday is goin down. THAT, combined with There's No Such Thing As Wednesday is
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-162-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
There ain't no half-steppin' or half chargin nothing especially when your baby's daddy is in the house! The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is all up in the Dome. We catch up with our old comrade about ba
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▶ 160-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you don't like the way things are done at your school, do what our South African friend does and bring a whip. Make it a quick class, very quick class! The mommies recap their tour of the South and
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▶ Tony Hinchcliffe-161-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
Is it possible to prepare oneself for greatness? Try. This episode would be nominated for an Emmy if it were television. Is there a podcast equivalent? That may sound cocky, but we're mobsters over he
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▶ 113-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Some people make your P***y dry! Who does that in your life? Now let them know. Good job. We talk about regrets in life, how awful some audience members can be, how awesome others are, but the big ne
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▶ 116-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You think that just because you've had ribs and listened to salsa music with someone that you know them - but that isn't always the case. Charles Ramsey tells it like it is and that's why we can't get
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▶ Episode 65-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Happy Birthday, Lady America! Today Mommy United States pushed our country out of her HOO-hole! Set a sparkler on fire to celebrate! We happily welcome Ari Bear Jew Shaffir into the Mommy Dome. We tal
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▶ Episode 66 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy and Tina announce a big plan for international shows! Get ready, Africa! They talk Top Dog as well as Tom's sister and mother complete with tons of impressions - hold on to your nuts, fans of im
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▶ Episode 67-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Mommies are back from MIA! We recap our trip which included a fun sitdown with Top Dog and Charo (audio included)! One of the greatest documentary films of all time that is near and dear to our he
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▶ Episode 64 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
And what is your name, little mommy? Tommy and Tina talk about names that must be difficult to live with, most of which are not suitable for print. The myth that West Coast dry heat is tolerable and n
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▶ Episode 63 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You're the man now, dawg! Tommy and Tina talk about their recent travels and how lame it is to watch old dudes hit on young girls by trying to sound like they're young too. The lesson: act your age or
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▶ Episode 60 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The duo is back in the mommydome! Gastrointestinal issues are the launching point for this episode and this time it's serious (brown talk). They discuss last week's live show and all that came with i
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▶ Episode 61 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well if you aren't my mommy then who are you? Tommy spent the weekend in NYC with his close celebrity friends (no big deal) and shares his love for the great big ol' apple (is that the expression?). W
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▶ Episode 62 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bring the muthafuckin Ruckus! Tom and Christina drop science on you so open up your journals and take notes! We begin with some friendly banter regarding our different tastes in music to warm your ear
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▶ Episode 68-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Rejoice! Our neighbor wasn't cooking for the hour in which we recorded this show! We discuss the horror that is the sound of an old man climaxing (WARNING: audio example is included!). We talk about t
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▶ Episode 69 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
People changes!! If you think we're done talking about Stevie, you better get a hold of your britches, son! We have the pleasure (and it will soon be yours) to read Stevie's letter from prison to ALL
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▶ Episode 74-Felicia Michaels-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Your 2 dearest mothers welcome the lovely and hilarious Felicia Michaels into the Mommy Dome. We discuss what it's like to work with Joey Diaz on her podcast, Beauty and The Beast, what it was like to
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▶ Episode 75-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Charge this shit to the game! Tommy and Tina deliver a Mother of an episode with sound bites, insight, perfect impressions, stories and more! Tom's recent appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience (Eps.
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▶ Episode 76-Jon Huck-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Comedian Jon Huck enters the Mommy Dome for an extended Momcast that you'll be listening to again and again. We get to know Jon and his testicle(s), share stories, talk teeth, Mike Singletary and more
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▶ 112-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you don't have teeth, why don't you sing a song? ALL black people can sing...is something a lot of white people believe. We're a couple of only a few who know this is a great mystery. After this ep
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▶ Episode 72-Jenny Mollen-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
TMZ ain't got S**T on your mommies! We welcome actress, tweeter, and hilarious writer Jenny Mollen aka @jennyandteets into the Mommydome for lots of laughs and general tomfoolery. Real Talk gets reall
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▶ Episode 70-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Konnichiwa! Your mommies are happy to welcome their first Asian into the mommydome! Comedian, history buff, Tonight Show fan, and porn aficionado, Yoshi Obayashi. It's a super fun show that touches n
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▶ Episode 71-Redban-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
U-N-I-T-Y! The original trio is back! Tom and Christina couldn't be happier to welcome Redban into the mommydome for the first time since their VERY public and VERY ugly breakup! Things start off badl
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▶ Episode 59 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This show was like WHOA! The first ever LIVE Momcast could not have been more fun. 3 Amazing guests and a lot of laughs. Tommy and Tina cover it all with brown talk, orgasms, Fill Her Up/Seal Her Shut
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▶ Episode 58 Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode begins with a mommy meltdown in the mommy dome courtesy of Ustream, which nearly causes Tom to murder Blueban. Soon after, the jeans are back on and up! The mommies discuss a general disd
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 46
The Mommy's talk hip-hop, Yo! MTV Raps and the joys of rebellious, aggressive music. They discuss what women find beautiful in other women and how men differ (ie. Salma vs Penelope). Both Tom and Chri
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 47
Due to Blueban's incompentance this episode had to be re-recorded. Oh, Blueban! Unfortunately it means that a mommy is missing. Christina is out, but step-mommy, Ryan Sickler fills in and brings the f
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 48
Paul F. Tompkins enters the Mommy Dome for a fun-filled 2 hour show. They discuss self doubt, how poorly stand up clubs are run, an open dislike of Billy Joel (Christina) and Bruce Springsteen (Tom).
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 45
Christina and Tom discuss how the world is full of self-important assholes and Tom's recent run-in with two significant terrible people. A Real Talk segment features a woman with footlong toe nails a
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 44
Tom and Christina ask the age-old question, Where The Dudes At? again but Casey provides no answers (though Hirsute Pursuit does try to help). TandC reveal their love and addiction to reality shows in
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▶ Your Moms's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 42
Tom and Christina are together in the mommydome! They talk about Brown a lot! Audio of Tom's dad giving advice on wiping and Tom's mom getting extremely upset about it. Tom's snoring is ruining both
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 43
Tom and Christina discuss their recent travels, rude passengers, and the alarming number of drunks on morning flights. Tom discusses recording a new album and hearing his neighbors recent powerful org
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 49
The Mommy's welcome Matt The Full Charge Fulchiron AKA The Concierge back to the Mommy Dome. They discuss Matt's upcoming move to Puerto Rico (New York City), Christina's love of Puerto Rican men and
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 50
The Mommy Dome is a hot bed of hot topics on this episode. Christina and Tom discuss Nate Dogg's prolific career, brown talk, the most disgusting cookbook ever, Real Talk about Mob Wives, KC BBQ, the
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 55
Pull your jeans up over your shoulders - it's Mommy time! Tommy and Tina cover all the bases in this one. The duo talk trash about their producer, Blueban, they bring back fan-favorite, The Dick Detec
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 56
When a mommy is missing it isn't truly Your Mom's House, so this episode is unofficially Your Aunt's House, but boy does Auntie get down! Fan-favorite and dear friend, Bert The Machine Kreischer joins
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 57
Mommy, mommy, oh mommy, mommy! Get ready for a good time. Fellow comedian and Southern Belle, Rory Scovel enters the mommy dome for the first time. Rory witnesses the unveiling of our producer, Blueba
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 54
Nothing can prepare your ears for the Mad Flavor that is Joey Coco Diaz. Christina and Tom are elated to sit back and have their Uncle Joey share stories of crime, Hollywood, sex, and most importantly
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 53
The Mommy Dome happily welcomes Brendon Walsh, formerly of the group InnDIgGnASHUN which eventually became Boyz II Men. We discuss some of Brendon's well-known pranks, his spectaular dentals genes, an
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 51
How high are your jeans today? The mommies talk more hip-hop, how terrible Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are, the Saints bounty audio, possible album titles for Tom, penis size, weird vaginas, and an excl
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▶ Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura Episode 52
Buckle up! Tina gives Tom and you a lesson in Goth music (good for doing heroin). Tom's birthday was celebrated with great food and an inapporpriate gesture in a restaurant, but Christina has been pu
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▶ Episode 77-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh jeans! Tommy is back from Toronto and as usual has high praises for his neighbors to the north. Oh Canada! And it's official, Tom's album, White Girls with Cornrows has dropped. They discuss their
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▶ Episode 73-Africa-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Shaka Zulu! We're back from the Motherland! Tina and Tommy share wonderful stories of their time abroad. It's heartwarming to hear how they connected with kind people, had fantastic shows, and took Af
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▶ Redban-100-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
It's HERE! We made it all the way to Episode 100! What better way to celebrate than with the little man who started it all with us, our son, Redban. This episode is so much mommy it's completely made
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▶ Alison Rosen-Episode 101-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky an
Guess who is OUR new best friend? Yeah, it's Alison Rosen and soon you will be calling her DEAREST MOMMY. Alison fit in like a new pair of extra tight jeans. She's not only a co-host on Adam Carolla a
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-Episode 102-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Get those jeans EXTRA tight if you plan on listening to this one! Your baby's grandfather AKA The Dutch Sommelier AKA The Full Charge, Matt Fulchiron is back from Puerto Rico and it's like he never le
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▶ Episode 99-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Awwww yeah, just a couple of mommies sittin around with their jeans up. We get right to it quick on this one. Breaking down the White Tigress takes time and we didn't get to do that last time, so we r
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▶ Episode 78-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
Bill Gingery Burr enters the mommy dome for a lengthy, laugh-filled conversation. A true sportsman, Burr talked football with Tom until Christina started snoring. The three talked comedy - mainly Burr
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▶ Episode 96-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
So many different pairs of jeans, but only 2 legs! Tommy and Tina tell you what it means to Shirley yourself - WARNING: You may not be ready! A new show finds its way into our REAL TALK segment and it
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▶ Episode 97-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
F**K HALF the Crab Feast! The Mommy Dome happily welcomes fellow podcaster and comedian, well-dressed man, Jay Larson AKA Bunt Cake. Larson is a guy that makes you feel good cause he's a man of the pe
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▶ Joe Bartnick-103-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Joe Bartnick is a man. The kind of man the you can easily imagine having his way with you. He is large and powerful and most likely stronger than you and capable of forcing you to do what he wants you
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▶ 104-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It gets really real this episode, little mommies. We open up to you about our past week - a tough one for us and the little doggie we adopted, Theo (Dr. Huxtable's son). Thankfully, he's still with us
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▶ OMG Maria-109-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
OH MAH GAWD SERIOUSLLAAHHHH, Maria is here, you guys! This is a dream come true in the Mommy Dome. Tommy's older sister and Starbucks' Enemy Number One, Maria stops by for a chat and she jumps in like
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▶ 110-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well it's Tommy's Smurfday! What did you get him? Sometimes you eat some stuff and then a lot of brown comes out. That happened to us this week. Also, we recap spending time with OMG Maria and even TH
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▶ 111-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These aren't your dad's jeans! We tell you that aging means that your accomplishments aren't noteworthy - deal with it! If your newly single, the secret is New D**K and New P***Y. Do you know what the
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▶ 108-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
ATTENTION all Jeans, we hope you can hear this! Sorry for the trouble with 107 - it wasn't me! (It wasn't Blueban either). Can a loving mommy have more than one pair of jeans? Jada-Pinkett Smith sure
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▶ Ryan Sickler-107-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Wuss goin on here? Public dicks. How many have you seen? We recap a lifetime of sightings and the way they have affected us. Not only has the OG Ryan Sickler graced us with his feast-like presence we
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▶ Tony Hinchcliffe-105-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
The episode will teach you the two greatest things in life, Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. If that sounds like some real mafioso stuff, well, it is. This has to be one of t
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▶ 106 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh my what a good time we have for you here. The Voice, Michael Schiavello superb sports broadcaster and all-around great guy became a world-wide phenom this week when his pronounciation of Danny Main
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▶ Brian Haner-Episode 95-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
LaLaLaLaLAAAA! Can you sing? Good for you. This week our guest has a golden voice, twisted mind, and strong hands (Tom's ass found out the hard way). That's right, Brian Haner, who some of you know as
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▶ ValenTIMES-Episode 98-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Put on your lovey jeans, Jeans! It's ValenTIMES day! Today is the official kissy face day in America according to the US constitution Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin were kissing in a bathtub wh
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▶ Episode 94-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get your orignial jeans on because we're going back to basics -Tommy and Tina and nobody else. Great audio from the holidays including OMG Seriouslahhh Maria ordering Starbucks LIVE! Plus Top Dog and
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▶ Brace-Episode 84-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Welcome to Braceland! He's finally here. The star of Gigolos on Showtime and soundbites in our hearts, Brace, joins us for a lengthy conversation about life, karma, fitness, grooming, and pounding chi
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▶ OMG Seriously!?!-Episode 85-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Seriously? Seriously! It's the return of Maria Seeeriousllahhh Guys, I Don't Talk Like That! AAHHHHH!! and we couldn't be happier. We salute our veterans, share details about how Tina and Tommy met an
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▶ Episode 82-The Realness-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
In what will certainly be discussed as one of the realest episodes of any podcast ever, the mommies throw down and learn that Dick will make you slap somebody in the face! What? Yes! A recent discover
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▶ Episode 81-Ian Bagg-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Oh Canada! Some people are just meant for the Mommy Dome and today's guest, Ian Bagg is just one of those people. This fun-filled episode covers a breakthru with Brace from Gigolos, Canadian love, Bro
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▶ Episode 79-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tina and Tommy have their jeans so high you can barely see their eyes on this one! They get warmed up with prison talk and how they better get ready to eat some box and throw some punches to survive (
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▶ Episode 80-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is uh, retarded (a retard). We play retarded clips (literally) - some FULL retard, some not. Christina shares stories of an Iowan tour and brings with her an interview with the one and on
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▶ Brent Weinbach-Episode 86-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky a
The NEW Mommydome welcomes its first guest, comedian Brent Weinbach aka B-Weezy. The episode guests down and dirty from the jumpoff with Cm Dog audio to get you in the mommy mood. We go over our glori
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▶ PRESIDENTIAL BONUS-Episode 83-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitz
The implications of this years election are massive and who better to way in than the Mommies! In an EXCLUSIVE interview Christina and Tom happlly welcome Peace and Freedom party nominee, Roseanne Bar
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▶ Ian Bagg-Episode 91-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky
Baby Jesus was born and so we celebrated and now we give you this: More laughs and good times with Canada's finest, Ian Bagg! We play amazing audio of two of the dumbest women alive - YEAH! Ian also s
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▶ Sarah Tiana-Episode 92-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Oh lovers of love and those who desire to be loved more, we think this is the episode for you. Dear friend, hilarious comedian and writer and LADY WHO WANTS YOUR TO TREAT HER LIKE ONE, Sarah Tiana, jo
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▶ Mary Lynn Rajskub-Episode 93-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzk
The Mommy Dome got a little more Mommier this week with our very special guest, Mary Lynn Rajskub (also a REAL mother). Rajskub definitely wore her jeans extra high for us and we couldn't be happier a
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▶ Brody Stevens-Episode 90-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky an
YES! Good things come to those who wait and we can't think of anything better than having STEVEN BRODY STEVENS in the Mommy Dome. They just don't make jeans high enough to express our excitement. Brod
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▶ Tom Rhodes-Episode 89-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
International Jeans can be worn comfortably in this episode as we welcome world-traveling funny man and all around charming lad, Tom Rhodes into the Mommy Dome. Rhodes puts us at ease immediately and
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▶ Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt1-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzk
Chang chong ping pong! Guess who's back? It's the great Yoshi! This is by far one of the craziest episodes we've ever done. Yoshi goes deep. Deep into his mind, soul, and past. He shares a lot and it'
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▶ Yoshi-Episode 88 Pt. 2-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
KABOOM! Guess who stepped in the room? TICAL! or YOSHI! Back with more of that ISH you just can't get enough. Our conversation with Yoshi was so loaded we HAD to split it up into TWO episodes. Here is
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▶ Episode 87-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You'll never want this episode to end. That's how full of delicious treats it is! GG Allin, coconut C*M water, Double-Pipe Classics, Tina and her bestie, Dick Detectives, Top Dog, and More! How is thi
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▶ Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so
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▶ 264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?
Get One!
These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets
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▶ Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!
The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim
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▶ 262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.
Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?
Which Braxton are y
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▶ 261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.
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▶ Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!
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▶ 259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!
Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.
Why do people over 50 refuse to drink wa
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▶ 258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're tal
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▶ 257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her.
Tina is VERY surprised to hea
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▶ Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day.
Please enjoy this Classic
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▶ Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing.
Once again, this episode feat
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▶ Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores.
This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting histor
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▶ Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.
While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but good
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▶ 256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Shots Fired!!!
If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.
The elephant in the room must be addressed
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▶ 255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???
Tom's in Hong Kong aka Cit
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▶ 254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is revolutionary according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's Anaconda. Both versions, fart and original. We also explore the
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▶ 253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless m
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▶ 252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.
Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo
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▶ 251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation.
We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you rem
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▶ 250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop.
Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant di
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▶ 249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn u
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▶ 248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that.
We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate
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▶ Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you.
Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too.
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▶ 246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.
Please
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▶ Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat
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▶ Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome.
This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions an
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▶ 243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller
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▶ Gretchen Bonaduce-242-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
We keeps it real here and we appreciate the realness, gnam sayin? Nothing kept our attention like one of the realest Reality shows ever, Breaking Bonaduce. Gretchen Bonaduce, the ex-wife of Danny B, i
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▶ 241-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passio
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▶ Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!
This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN C
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▶ 239-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down!
If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? B
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▶ 238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's your mom's house!
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▶ 237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will
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▶ 236-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to wish you lived in is putting another candle in her cake. Show respect. Wear tighter, more form-fittin
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▶ Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you!
The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow c
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▶ 234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Take care of your rectum and its situations or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.
We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't?
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▶ 233-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down!
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▶ 232-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme said the less than fully toothed lady. That's no way to get the joint passed over, boo. You gotta mind your manners!
White trash is a special breed of human and we like to think of
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▶ 231-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What hurts on you? Your what, your what, your what? That's nice, lady! As the Great Italian pornographer, Rocco says, You must have both the passion and the chemistry and the focus and not know when t
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▶ 230-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Body Talk, yo. What's your body say about you? Do you have towels? Partners? A LOT of time? Get your fitness on, God.
Tina's not playin. She's doing Quadruplethons and she's sponsored by Chili and ot
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▶ 229-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The battle continues! What's the worst song we've ever heard? YOU GET TO DECIDE. Could it be about Ames, Iowa? Maybe. West Saint Paul? Possibly. Chinese Food? Hey, what's happening here? Luckily for y
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▶ 228-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you bark like a dog, you should BARK LIKE A REAL ENRAGED DOG. Thankfully, we have the man to show you how it's done. Ain't no woof woof over here, kid.
Your Jeans have spoken and confirmed what H
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▶ 227-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
DON'T RECORD ME, SON! Stay up, Staten Island. And yo, I heard your girl been giving that stuff out to all dem guys, yo!
Who would you rather have playing at your birthday party a leather boy or a B Bo
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▶ Jason Nash-226-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
Jason Nash Is Married. This is not only a factual statement, but also the name of a new movie written by, directed by and starring our very special guest, Jason Nash. Tina Jeans became good buds with
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▶ 225-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Somewhere on some street that goes by the name Marquette, the dumbest person alive is walking around recording himself on his phone so that we may document stupidity in all its glory.
This episode is
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▶ 224-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes when someone screams to F**K someone Right in their P***y they are not who they seem! REJOICE, Tina is back in the Mommy Dome and her jeans are tighter than ever. Will she reveal secrets of
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▶ Live From Seattle with YOSHI-223-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazs
YOOOOOOOOOOOshi! Oh my goodness. He's back - the most downloaded man in YMH history was the step mom in Seattle when Tina couldn't make it. Sadly, the audio isn't great. BLUEBAN'S fault. But it's stil
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▶ 222-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Let's keep getting social! What if SWV covered that song? Or what if all their songs were about Jeans? It's all possible with your MOMS. If you have your stomach stapled or some of it is just taken aw
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▶ Live from Denver with Chuck Roy-221-Your Mom's House with Christina P
Live from Denver with Chuck Roy!
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▶ 220-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Derivatives are, you know what I'm sayin, like important when you, know what I'm sayin, doin calculus. Word. Dudes should not masturbate on the bus with other people around when those people have came
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▶ Live From Vancouver with Toby Hargrave-219-Your Mom's House with Chri
Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy Bunz still went up there and did what a single mom has to do. He found a man to help him out. The gre
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▶ 218-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Come on, guys! Say it with me! Working for my company is fun!!! Lets sell market stuff and sell it and also ship it, yeahhhh! Jobs should be exciting and so should telling the world about it. Lets get
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▶ Live from the Ice House-217-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to sit down for some greezy time. A great crowd filled the room while many more watched it streaming onli
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▶ 216-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well a very heavy bertation tonight. We had a very derison bite. Lets go ahead terrison to the bit in the hit a bit. Make sense? Good. Ladies, watch out, it could happen to you (fingers crossed!). The
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▶ 215-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Wait, White what? Ohhhhh. This gets pretty advanced pretty quickly. Some people can't sing, some people aren't retarded. But some people are an interesting mix up of both. We break it down for you. Yo
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▶ 214-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a hot new anthem for REAL MOMMIES ONLY. Plus, Tommy ran into Joey Try Eating This and Living Diaz on a f
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▶ 213-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know you're in good company when the WHITE HOUSE is listening to your show. We have pretty compelling evidence that suggests that President Obama listens to the show and keeps up with the YMH ling
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▶ 212-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you seen that show, Masturbate Theater? It's pretty good and we have a clip. Mr. Selfridge has a very int
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▶ Live from San Francisco-211-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
No need for a big description here - it's LIVE from San Francisco (Man Frandisco). Put on your old denim panties and enjoy this one (it's full of treats)! J-J-J-JEANS UNIT
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▶ 210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense? Dude has some good points and a LOT of job stoppe
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▶ Aunty FeeFee-209-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez Nuts joke. And if you get it on TV? Well, we collectively thank you, sir. New music from you, the l
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▶ 208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Know What I'm Sayin circle and it is GLORIOUS! Tina a
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▶ Live From Brooklyn-207-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. There's nothing quite like a LIVE Mom in front of other Mom's, knawmean? This is all the goodness of Y
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▶ Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Seg
Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company. Did you ever hear the joke that if we want to win
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▶ Live From Pasadena-205-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and
Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that we took what was to be the next BONUS episode and
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▶ Redban-204-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the Mommy Dome again and he's grosser than ever. It's always nice to have your kid come home from colleg
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▶ 203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your weight class? Figure it out, farty weight!
Tommy had
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▶ 202-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yes and no. We both do and do not know what you're saying in this, the ultimate You Know What I'm Sayin sound off. We provide insight into every race and culture's attempt to say what they're saying.
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▶ 201-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you find something you love to do in life, don't settle for anything but being the best. Even if that thing is taking it in every hole all day until your insides fall out of you. That's what Ava
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▶ 200-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Holla if you down, but you wear your jeans up! 200, ya'll. We kickin it strong and we owe it to you, the little Mommy. We celebrate with great new audio of someone we think might be related to Tom - a
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▶ 199-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We are the Mommies 24 - 7, baby. Whatever you done heard, you can forget that. We are who we are and that's that! When Carla goes to Wendy(sic) or Burger King she doesn't get the respect she is owed (
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▶ 198-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
No more juice for the Main Mommy. Tommy drank something gnarly which made fluids come out of all of his holes - which delayed today's ep. Buns is farting and puking and sweating, but he's still here f
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▶ Andy Erikson-197-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Andy Erikson AKA Ernie AKA Can I get a ride? is in the building (the Mommy Dome). A former police officer, Andy is no nonsense when it comes to enforcing rules and eating snacks. If you don't know why
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▶ 196-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
I've been wanting to see what's in those Jeans for a long time! Oh, get your dirty mind out of my jeans. Cab drivers are hot and we all want a piece of them. Our favorite part about riding around with
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▶ 195-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're Irish or Scottish and angry we love you and can't understand a word. Please explain how we share the same language. We revisit the sexy as hell, you know what I'm sayin guy or girl or transi
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▶ Bryan Callen-194-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Pull your jeans up, this is a good one! Kettle bell enthusiast, horseback riding instructor, competitive dancer and comedian/actor Bryan Callen steps into the Mommy Dome. He is well read and easy on t
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▶ Cousin Jeanette-193-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
King A** Ripper has met his match! We ambush Tommy's cousin Jeanette into sitting down in our studio and lettin' em rip and boy does she ever. No, she's not the fart queen, but she is the Prime Minist
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▶ 192-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's not bad to consider that if you're not good at something then you should quit! And if you don't quit then hopefully Eric Kelly will appear at the thing you're not good at and make fun of you. On
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▶ 191-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you're gay I challenge you to up your game. Listen to the gayest man that has ever lived and see if you can top him, if even, for a moment. When ladies OR guys can't control the joy they feel when
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▶ 190-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Every animal can get diarrhea, but why did that animal get that loose brown? Let's talk about it. Top Dog and Charo get a surprise phone call about Tom's sex education class memory. Was there a VERY o
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▶ 189-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Seems like it's pretty much settled - TOMMY IS THE MAIN MOMMY. Episode 19 is revisited and the evidence is CLEAR. Christina is filing appeals, but we doubt there's a judge in the land that will grant
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▶ Juelz Ventura-188-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
HONESTLY, we feel like you're going to leave this episode like, Whoa, I'm proud of myself. Thanks to you, the dedicated little mommy that could, we have managed to land an all-time favorite and MY OH
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▶ 187-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Great news! Dennis Rodman isn't retarded. That is, of course, according to Dennis Rodman. He's just really, really drunk and he wishes he had been alive many years ago, to befriend Hitler, the often-l
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▶ 186-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is very CHILDISH in the way that we make fun of other living people. We hope you are okay with that. Former NBA player and current mentally retarded person, Dennis Rodman is, well, defini
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▶ 185-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeezy is short for Jizzles - that's a little known fact we made up. As the new year gets rolling we want you to stay POSITIVE. We encourage you to reaffirm positive thoughts about yourself with yourse
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▶ 365-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies grab em by the p***y! Will Tina follow thru on the dog food challenge? Do radio rap songs make you cry? We have ANOTHER angry Persian voicemail. Jeans Up!
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▶ 364-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies discover and fall in love with a new Dan Pena clip, get a translation for Christina's Persian voicemail lady, listen to old and new songs, play a round of 'Rate My Jeans,' and m
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▶ 364-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies discover and fall in love with a new Dan Pena clip, get a translation for Christina's Persian voicemail lady, listen to old and new songs, play a round of 'Rate My Jeans,' and m
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▶ 363-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at some great points about sleeping with your friends, try to pick a name for Tom's new stand-up tour, play another round of 'Horrible or Hilarious,' ca
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▶ 362-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies dive deep into the fetish of ball kicking, see what DJ Dad Mouth was up to in Des Moines, do another installment of Horrible or Hilarious, and much much more!
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▶ 361-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies learn how to "rip some skin," judge a mommy's denim, play Horrific or Hilarious, watch a recovered Top Dog call from a lost episode, and much much more!
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▶ 360-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week, the mommies find a VERY talented grandmother who works for a a certain kind of phone line, they welcome back one of the strongest performers in the adult industry, watch the trailer for Ste
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▶ 359-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
On this week's episode, the mommies educate themselves on vaginal knitting, get some questions answered on special people's daily schedules, pick a name for their son just incase they get pregnant aga
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▶ 358-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should drink your pee. Especially if you have a cold or a fever or a stomach ache or you're tired. Pee is better than medicine. It's your own medicine and it's free (and tastes good). Also, stop b
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▶ 357-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies do a very important dental update as a recent article about the merits of flossing has surfaced. Christina learns what a "trap-p***y" is during an outing at the park with her fam
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▶ 356-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies find Christina's dad on Instagram having a dance-off in Ibiza, review some fan-made websites, discuss the order of sushi they couldn't beat, and learn how to become bad boys
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▶ Top Dog, Charo & OMG Maria - 355-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazs
This is the type of thing denim was built for - the ultimate Momisode. If you're a HARD F'n CORE mommy you are in for a treat. Three of the most outrageous, hilarious and central people on this show a
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▶ 354-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you. Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find o
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▶ 353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the M
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▶ 352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all prefe
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▶ 351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just
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▶ 350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd. If thrive to be the best is that
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▶ 349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed "water champ." But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode. PLUS, pig-calling, master
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▶ 348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly. We hav
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▶ 347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, kee
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▶ 346-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
PATREON, I told you to put that down! Also, sign up for Patreon, ya'll! You'll get extra bonus content, inside denim access, personal shout outs and more! WOW! say it again! WOW! Open your mouth so
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▶ 345-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about "Salad Tossing" (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun! If you're gonna talk that ISH before y
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▶ 344-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS. Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT. Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teach
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▶ 343-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. This is the only podcast that pro
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▶ 342-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This week
we have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words.
Someone even said it to the Prez!
Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFU
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▶ 341-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. A
lot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feel
me?
When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name.
Otherwise w
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▶ 340-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).
You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There
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▶ 339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!
It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epi
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Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!
T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it
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We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone.
We got that Crazie Locs jam yo
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There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT.
We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no serio
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Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response w
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Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it.
We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are "LESS TH
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Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor!
PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!
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You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?
Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying?
Plus Hitler might be real. A
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Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up!
Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record
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Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb!
The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.
Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or s
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And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.
Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing li
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Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.
Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Re
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Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up.
There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk abo
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Jeans,
We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!
Plus, was that fart or the national anthem?
Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat t
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The Main Mommy is back! Tina doesn't let a little thing like delivering a baby hold her back. She's in the Dome and talking about what's important: Farts, Big Words, Graphic Sex and Steven Seagal. Som
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This is our final gift to you in the year 2015, a visit from beloved guest, world prostitute chaser and medical lab rat, YOSHI!
As always, no written word can prepare or describe what Yoshi bring to t
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Merry Jeansmas!
Hope you all are snuggling and kissing and drinking cocoa by the fire. We have a baby jeans and will be doing all that, gurl.
This episode has magic: enemas, OMG Maria, Top Dog, Kim A
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Is Baby Jeans here?! You'll just have to listen to find out!
What happens when you get AIDS from someone and you see them on public transit? You gotta call them out, yo!
RIP Greg Giraldo
Plus the KIN
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What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciation on it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla
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Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to lo
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Happy HatesGiving, MOMMY! As is tradition on this show we'll do our best to offend you for the holiday!
Do you have an incurable neurological disorder? Is English not your first language? Do you not
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Yo Chuck! Yo, You got AIDS, YO! Aw, Damn, kid. Hope you got your Jimmy Hat.
Tommy's done with the road for 2016, but he brought Guess My Brown home from the Big City! Will Tina guess correctly?
Bunz h
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Christina guesses Tom's brown! And a surprise game! Dunkin' Doughnuts vs Krispy Kreme. What side are the mommies on? Rachel Dolezal and Tamar Braxton. Tina has new voicemails and texts on her phone. T
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Are you mad at your Mommy? Well, let her know! DJ Dad Mouth is working on his mad beatz and skillz. Is there really a lady out there wanting to lick Tom's b-hole? Turns out yes, yes there is. Christi
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If you’re feeling hungry we have just the thing for you - a very special PICNIC. Make sure you bring your appetite because this is the kind of picnic that lets you keep on eating!
Did Christina come
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When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants.
We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's
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Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it!
What about something that might blow all of our minds a
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Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree!
If you sweat at night you may want to get some
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If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't.
What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you
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▶ 310-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple). Safe Haven pooping locations. Christina is gett
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Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insis
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Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnat
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Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.
We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down
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Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave
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Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like!
DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked ba
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JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!
What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!
Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we ha
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Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you.
In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you hear
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Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.
Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with y
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Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you.
Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!
Tommy had to throw away a
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JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more.
This episode is pure mommy magic. From ba
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Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!
Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!
We get into it with some help from a
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Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.
We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay
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Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.
The Mommies have an announcement so
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Who's the Babe Ruth of porn?
What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?
Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor?
These are all questions that will be answered on this ep
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You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets.
Do we have a new
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Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast.
We've been shooting our pilot and trying to live t
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Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of epic. We discuss the Miami Fart Machine and the pot
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One of the great things about our show is that both Mexicans and Blacks like it. They can both tolerate listening to it and not get upset. It's also what some say about Art Laboe's radio show inside j
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We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangbanger named "Little Boy" talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you i
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It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL??
ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut bu
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Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant!
It's true. Pastor Man
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It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.
If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning wh
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Need a recommendation on where to eat, what to see? It's a good thing The Concierge is in the building. Never any half-stepping when the Full Charge is here.
This is one of the most action packed epi
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It's time to try on an old pair.
Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's "their mommy" and Tina's vomit phobia.
Jeans up forever.
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▶ 286-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.
Wipe like a p
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So many treats in this one.
Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).
Get
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▶ 284-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is.
What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tr
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▶ 283-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree.
Also, food is good.
Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and als
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▶ Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, fartin
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Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times
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Hey there dirty jeans! Wipe your face cause it's covered in vaginal juices and secretions.
If you have OCD we hope you get better, but in the mean time we'll laugh at you.
Tina has brows on Fleek! P
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You figure it out.
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Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods).
Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome,
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▶ 277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?
Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern
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J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!
This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that
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Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.
This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering hi
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▶ 274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a th
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It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).
We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this tim
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▶ 272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment mean
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▶ 271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?
Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While so
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Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.
If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set y
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Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!
D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enl
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▶ Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).
We get into prison talk, break dow
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▶ 266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.
We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option
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This week on YMH, Tom and Christina take a look at some great points about sleeping with your friends, try to pick a name for Tom's new stand-up tour, play another round of 'Horrible or Hilarious,' ca
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This week, the mommies dive deep into the fetish of ball kicking, see what DJ Dad Mouth was up to in Des Moines, do another installment of Horrible or Hilarious, and much much more!
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This week the mommies learn how to "rip some skin," judge a mommy's denim, play Horrific or Hilarious, watch a recovered Top Dog call from a lost episode, and much much more!
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This week, the mommies find a VERY talented grandmother who works for a a certain kind of phone line, they welcome back one of the strongest performers in the adult industry, watch the trailer for Ste
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On this week's episode, the mommies educate themselves on vaginal knitting, get some questions answered on special people's daily schedules, pick a name for their son just incase they get pregnant aga
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▶ 358-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should drink your pee. Especially if you have a cold or a fever or a stomach ache or you're tired. Pee is better than medicine. It's your own medicine and it's free (and tastes good). Also, stop b
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▶ 357-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies do a very important dental update as a recent article about the merits of flossing has surfaced. Christina learns what a "trap-pussy" is during an outing at the park with her fam
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▶ 356-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This week the mommies find Christina's dad on Instagram having a dance-off in Ibiza, review some fan-made websites, discuss the order of sushi they couldn't beat, and learn how to become bad boys
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▶ Top Dog, Charo & OMG Maria - 355-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazs
This is the type of thing denim was built for - the ultimate Momisode. If you're a HARD F'n CORE mommy you are in for a treat. Three of the most outrageous, hilarious and central people on this show a
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▶ 354-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sometimes really scary moments, like blood dripping from your butt, can produce magical results, like Ari's farts. We have some for you. Does Dani sing a song for us? Well you Daniacs are gonna find o
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▶ 353-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We hope you're HAPPY, Rachel! Mummy knows and now so does everyone else! Plus a Jamaican accent so thick the Master gets stumped?!? Tommy's family is in town and the house has flipped over. Will the M
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▶ 352-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The thing about having your balls shrink is ultimately, it's the best thing that can happen. It makes your salami look so much bigger and who doesn't want that. Ze Zim Xir yim. Those are all prefe
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▶ 351-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You kind of have to agree, if you're gonna poop you might as well share it. Thankfully, a nice man in New York City thinks the same way. Wanna hear a cool fart? You should say that and then fart. Just
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▶ 350-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If Water drinking had a Super Bowl, this episode would be it. Pick your sides and deal with the results cause after this one, there will only be ONE. The Water Gawd. If thrive to be the best is that
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▶ 349-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
H2O and H2NO if you ask Tommy, the self-proclaimed "water champ." But Tina, she has other ideas up her sleeve, including a very sneaky plan that she reveals in this episode. PLUS, pig-calling, master
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▶ 348-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If there's one thing about black women that are about to throw down in public, it's LET THEM SPEAK. Something really great and probably funny that you never could have thought of is gonna fly. We hav
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▶ 347-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you puke on TV but then keep doing your TV job, you are what we call a PROFESSIONAL. Shout out to SWEDEN! Do you like rats? Do you have kids? Are you super lonely? Here's a tip: ditch the rats, kee
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▶ 346-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
PATREON, I told you to put that down! Also, sign up for Patreon, ya'll! You'll get extra bonus content, inside denim access, personal shout outs and more! WOW! say it again! WOW! Open your mouth so
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▶ 345-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Morning news is the best. It opens the doors to grown up jokes about "Salad Tossing" (with real salads!) PLUS DJ Dad Mouth gets to muck around and have some fun! If you're gonna talk that ISH before y
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▶ 344-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Did Bunz touch the sacred spot with Tina only mere feet away? JEANS. Which Braxton are you today? Is it the one that's DATING Birdman? WUUUUUT. Tom's awesome jacket is way cooler than Tina's art teach
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▶ 343-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You see thing about pimpin, man. You want a happy ho. Happy ho's eat, sad ho's don't. If you want to keep your stable out there and earnin then keep your ho's happy. This is the only podcast that pro
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▶ 342-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whoa those are some awfully BIG WORDS you said there. This week
we have some incredible mentions of the BIGGEST of big words.
Someone even said it to the Prez!
Plus a foreign accent that seems DOUBTFU
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▶ 341-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't mess with Lincolnton, man! That's what Uncle Joey says. A
lot of you say LinkedIn, but you know, La Craw, La Croix, feel
me?
When you listen to our show remember to RESPEK our name.
Otherwise w
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▶ 340-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy and Tina went on a pegging adventure. Please take a look. Also, note that pegging doesn't involve another dude (BERT).
You want to hear/see something gross? You KNOW we've got you covered. There
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▶ 339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya!
It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epi
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▶ 338-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hello, F**K Boys! We are ready for you to do battle. On guard!
T Bunz went on local TV in Cleveland and called out Crazie Locs. We thought that would have been the biggest news of this episode, but it
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▶ 337-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We'd like to dedicate this episode to all those days when you're feeling a little down, a little alone, a little like a d-bag that would dedicate an episode to someone.
We got that Crazie Locs jam yo
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▶ 336-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There's something about those jeans of yours. They're so...high and so...tight. They're PERFECT.
We bring the ultimate dad laugh to the table on this one. It rivals Top Dogs famous dad laugh, no serio
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▶ 335-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans up over your head! This one will have you screaming MOMMY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!
Tommy put it out there in a MAJOR challenge to Crazie Locs last week. This week we await Locs' response w
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▶ 334-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bruh! That was a deep fart. Cool that you got your little bro in on it.
We got videos! If you're listening that's only half the battle. How often and how well do we make fun of those who are "LESS TH
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▶ 333-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sup, Whitefolks! It's diss pimpin', feel me? Tommy's Uncle breaks down the pimpin game for us with all kinds of NOT caucasian flavor!
PLUS - a poop soup success story! Should dudes wipe after Yellow?!
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You know what I'm sayin? Ya feel me? Gnaw Mean?
Are these different expressions or the same thing? We DEBATE and there might be a new KING, Do you know what we're saying?
Plus Hitler might be real. A
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▶ 331-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up!
Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record
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▶ 330-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Watch your mouth sweetheart! Unless you're 12 years old. Then go ahead and drop a C-Bomb!
The only thing better than an old person cursing is an unassuming child.
Is Hey, Hitler picking up steam or s
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▶ 329-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
And a good day to you, Hitler! Cheerio, Mate! Aw the Hi Hitler saga continues. Where will it go? Does it make sense? We have the answers.
Mommy loves you and hopes that you love mommy too. Nothing li
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Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click.
Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Re
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Hey Hitler! Hope all is well. Let us know what's up.
There's a new hilarious lady whose apartment has caught on fire. Sorry about the fire, lady. But super thankful a camera crew found you to talk abo
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▶ 326-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans,
We are wanting to hear your best MOM calls. Let it rip, Mommy!
Plus, was that fart or the national anthem?
Nothing is worse that a goofy porn actor. Where's the best fast food? Would you eat t
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▶ 325-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
The Main Mommy is back! Tina doesn't let a little thing like delivering a baby hold her back. She's in the Dome and talking about what's important: Farts, Big Words, Graphic Sex and Steven Seagal. Som
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▶ Yoshi-324-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This is our final gift to you in the year 2015, a visit from beloved guest, world prostitute chaser and medical lab rat, YOSHI!
As always, no written word can prepare or describe what Yoshi bring to t
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▶ 323-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Merry Jeansmas!
Hope you all are snuggling and kissing and drinking cocoa by the fire. We have a baby jeans and will be doing all that, gurl.
This episode has magic: enemas, OMG Maria, Top Dog, Kim A
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▶ 322-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Is Baby Jeans here?! You'll just have to listen to find out!
What happens when you get AIDS from someone and you see them on public transit? You gotta call them out, yo!
RIP Greg Giraldo
Plus the KIN
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▶ 321 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What a Jeanstastic episode! The FedEx controversy RAGES on! Tommy has some damning evidence that may turn Christina's pronunciation on it's head. Um, do we have an exclusive interview with Throatzilla
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▶ 320-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Bond, Jeans Bond is the name or perhaps you're more familiar with Double 0 Denim as I'm known inside these walls. The mommies have a spectacular bonus clip of the new Bond movie and you are sure to lo
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▶ Happy HatesGiving-319-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Happy HatesGiving, MOMMY! As is tradition on this show we'll do our best to offend you for the holiday!
Do you have an incurable neurological disorder? Is English not your first language? Do you not
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▶ 318-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yo Chuck! Yo, You got AIDS, YO! Aw, Damn, kid. Hope you got your Jimmy Hat.
Tommy's done with the road for 2016, but he brought Guess My Brown home from the Big City! Will Tina guess correctly?
Bunz h
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▶ 317 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Christina guesses Tom's brown! And a surprise game! Dunkin' Doughnuts vs Krispy Kreme. What side are the mommies on? Rachel Dolezal and Tamar Braxton. Tina has new voicemails and texts on her phone. T
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▶ 316- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are you mad at your Mommy? Well, let her know! DJ Dad Mouth is working on his mad beatz and skillz. Is there really a lady out there wanting to lick Tom's b-hole? Turns out yes, yes there is. Christi
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▶ 315- Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you’re feeling hungry we have just the thing for you - a very special PICNIC. Make sure you bring your appetite because this is the kind of picnic that lets you keep on eating!
Did Christina come
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▶ 314-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you smell those jeans is when I feel the strongest. Those and of course grey sweatpants.
We missed you and this episode is almost a day late, but we promise that it's worth it. Of course there's
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▶ 313-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! We got it all on this one and there's no way you are ready. Dumb hooker math? Yup! Greezy Chuck? Mm-HMM! Seagal nonsense? You know it!
What about something that might blow all of our minds a
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▶ 312-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Tommy trimmed his beard and in doing so lost 40 pounds! Was it all hair or does he have an incurable disease? He thinks he knows and Tina doesn't agree!
If you sweat at night you may want to get some
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If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't.
What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you
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▶ 310-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Drink Mountain Dew before bed! A riveting Dental Update from Tom - buckle up you will be shocked. Kamala Devi revelations (our favorite Poly-Bi couple). Safe Haven pooping locations. Christina is gett
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▶ 309 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever just done it in a parking lot on the pavement? Were you drunk? We are still Poly and Bi and loving it! Will Tom appreciate Christina's farts this week? The Cincy fart lives on. Tom insis
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▶ 308-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you jerk your meats in public? Only if you work late night at a gas station. But don't do it if you are surrounded by glass. John Cranley update - when will he listen to our demands for a Cincinnat
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▶ 307-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - that's not an echo - don't worry, we fixed that! SORRY Sorry sorry.
We have a new system in place for bodily noises and acknowledging them - one thumb up top and two for down
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▶ 306-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you really think American politics are a joke well then maybe you should consider the platform that Deez Nuts is selling. It covers smells, hair and whatever that thing is that what's his name gave
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▶ 305 -Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Have you ever wanted a man goo shampoo? Well now you can hear what that sounds like!
DJ Poly-Bi scratches some cool new jams. The jeans discuss car farts, a new movie pitch, relatives sending naked ba
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▶ 304-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
JEANS ARE ON AGAIN!
What's better than a news lady screaming cause of an animal bumping her over? Listening to it on a loop of course!
Tommy had a blast in Seattle thanks to Mom's like you. Plus we ha
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Oh Meowmy, we got sidetracked by life this week, but we still wear them high for you.
In this episode you get to wear your classic jeans and find the origins of Foreign Accent Syndrome. Have you hear
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▶ 302-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Does it turn you on when you think of your spouse being filled with the love mustard of another man? We have the place for you.
Our new poly, bi lifestyle isn't just for us. We want to share it with y
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▶ 301-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Do you wear your jeans high? Then this is the place for you.
Sometimes you gotta get so high you feel all out panic. That's not for us but some of you LIVE for that feeling!
Tommy had to throw away a
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▶ 300-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
JEANS UP! We made it - to episode 300. Can you believe it? We never thought our jeans could get any tighter, but every day they sink into our skin even more.
This episode is pure mommy magic. From ba
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▶ 299-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans up, but leave those condoms at home! We party around here!
Congrats to those same-sex jeans that want to wear rings too. IT'S ABOUT F*****G TIME!!
We get into it with some help from a
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▶ 298-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Call Jesus if you're ever in a pinch and if he doesn't answer call Chuck Woolery.
We break down some new Know What I'm Sayin counts, plus get into the wonderful music of Lil B and Too Short - Sup Bay
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▶ 297-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans, Jeans, Jeans - here's a riddle for you: What do you call a lesbian that doesn't eat p***y? We don't know either, but some lady is pretty worked up about it.
The Mommies have an announcement so
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▶ Yoshi-296-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who's the Babe Ruth of porn?
What are the side affects of Alzheimers medication?
Does performing oral on a prostitute present any risk factor?
These are all questions that will be answered on this ep
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You know what I'm saying, we went to Crate And Barrel and really enjoyed all that they have to offer. It's not just a wonderland of white people things, they also have nice toilets.
Do we have a new
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▶ 294-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Your Mom's have been busy, yo. Sorry, Jeans. Sometimes your mothers are out doing so much they have to delay doing what they love most - the Momcast.
We've been shooting our pilot and trying to live t
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▶ Gloria Estefan-293-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Pull your Cuban jeans up over your head and get ready to lose your mind. We have the REAL Gloria Estefan on this episode and she is nothing short of epic. We discuss the Miami Fart Machine and the pot
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▶ 292-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
One of the great things about our show is that both Mexicans and Blacks like it. They can both tolerate listening to it and not get upset. It's also what some say about Art Laboe's radio show inside j
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▶ 291-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
We recorded this on Cinco De Mayo so we hope you had a fun, safe time celebrating. We visit some audio of a Mexican gangbanger named "Little Boy" talking about shooting a dude in the face to get you i
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▶ 290-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's true that Choosy Mom's Choose Jif, but REAL Mom's do too. Are you REAL??
ChristJeansa and Tommy return from his birth city and they have some stories. Plane dumps and did you know that coconut bu
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▶ 289-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Be careful if you like to drink Starbucks like the mommies do. There's a secret that we've all just learned of and that is that Starbucks coffees and lattes CAN get you pregnant!
It's true. Pastor Man
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▶ 288-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's Shane Lee's world and we're all just hanging out around him.
If angels do exist there's no question that Mr. Lee is one of them. With a voice so pitch perfect you'll find yourself questioning wh
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▶ 287-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Need a recommendation on where to eat, what to see? It's a good thing The Concierge is in the building. Never any half-stepping when the Full Charge is here.
This is one of the most action packed epi
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It's time to try on an old pair.
Classic Jeans 45 covers some of your favorite moments. Like the morning show where they ask Tommy if he's "their mommy" and Tina's vomit phobia.
Jeans up forever.
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▶ 286-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well, it's now undeniable. Wipegate is taking the world by storm and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
Shower straight from a brown?! Are you mad? Or maybe you're just TEAMTINA.
Wipe like a p
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▶ 285-Live From Cobb's-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and To
So many treats in this one.
Man Frandisco is no joke. We gots stuff on fleek, dirty shares, porn stories, racist neighbors and brows that will be there a LONG TIME (not so much on Fleek, boo).
Get
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▶ 284-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you're sitting in a meeting it's nice when someone brings you a coffee or farts loudly in to a microphone. It's funny. It just is.
What's not funny? Stepping in dog doo-doo at 4:30 in the AM, tr
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▶ 283-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You should make stuff and then, cause you're good at stuff, you can sell that stuff or plant a vegetable tree.
Also, food is good.
Jeans, you need to read. It's helpful for your mind to grow and als
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▶ Joe Rogan-282-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segur
Powerful.
Today we wear our strength jeans as the leader in podcasting/comedy/fitness and fighting, our Godfather, Joe Rogan finally joins the Moms.
We hit it all: The philosophy behind giving, fartin
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▶ Live ValenTIMES from Pasadena-281-Your Mom's House with Christina Paz
Sweet, loving, kissy-faced jeans. That's what those Valentimes are all about. We brought our love to the Ice House for a live episode with a fiery, sexy crowd. This was honestly one of the best times
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▶ 280-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey there dirty jeans! Wipe your face cause it's covered in vaginal juices and secretions.
If you have OCD we hope you get better, but in the mean time we'll laugh at you.
Tina has brows on Fleek! P
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You figure it out.
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▶ Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods).
Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome,
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▶ 277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?
Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern
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▶ 276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!
This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that
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▶ 275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.
This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering hi
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▶ 274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a th
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▶ Merry Christmas-273-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck).
We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this tim
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▶ 272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment mean
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▶ 271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?
Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While so
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▶ 270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!
Are you done wiping the
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▶ Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.
If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set y
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▶ Duncan Trussell-268-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!
D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enl
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▶ Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).
We get into prison talk, break dow
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▶ 266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.
We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option
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▶ Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segu
Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so
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▶ 264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?
Get One!
These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets
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▶ Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!
The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim
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▶ 262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg.
Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?
Which Braxton are y
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▶ 261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it.
D
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▶ Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky
Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!
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▶ 259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY!
Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.
Why do people over 50 refuse to drink wa
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▶ 258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're tal
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▶ 257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her.
Tina is VERY surprised to hea
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Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day.
Please enjoy this Classic
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▶ Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing.
Once again, this episode feat
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▶ Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores.
This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting histor
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Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.
While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but good
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▶ 256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Shots Fired!!!
If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.
The elephant in the room must be addressed
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Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???
Tom's in Hong Kong aka "Ci
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▶ 254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is "revolutionary" according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda". Both versions, fart and original. We also explore
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▶ 253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless m
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▶ 252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.
Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo
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▶ 251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation.
We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you rem
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▶ 250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop.
Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant di
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▶ 249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn u
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▶ 248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that.
We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate
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▶ Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Se
Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you.
Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too.
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▶ 246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.
Please
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▶ Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat
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▶ Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom S
Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome.
This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions an
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▶ 243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller
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▶ Gretchen Bonaduce-242-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
We keeps it real here and we appreciate the realness, gnam sayin? Nothing kept our attention like one of the realest Reality shows ever, Breaking Bonaduce. Gretchen Bonaduce, the ex-wife of Danny B, i
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▶ 241-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passio
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▶ Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and T
Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss!
This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN C
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▶ 239-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down!
If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? B
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▶ 238-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's your mom's house!
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▶ 237-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hey YO!!!! What it do, Junior Boo Boo? It's so fun to make fun of family and we encourage you to PUSH THOSE LIMITS! If the elevator posts a weight limit, suggest to your mother/wife/son that they will
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▶ 236-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's time to celebrate. America, either the land you're lucky enough to live in or lucky enough to wish you lived in is putting another candle in her cake. Show respect. Wear tighter, more form-fittin
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▶ Sydney Castillo-235-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom
You guys are like salmon. You say you're more smarter, but ya'll are the stupidest mutherf***ers we have ever seen! Just kidding - we Love you!
The Mommy Dome is happy to welcome Christina's fellow c
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▶ 234-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Take care of your rectum and its "situations" or get a Woolery-approved lubricant to stop the pools of blood.
We can't stop the madness and the madness is in the form of music. MAKE IT STOP! Or don't
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▶ 233-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
There are kids here so please SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN! That's a pretty aggressive way to address a fellow passenger, but we all have our days. Chuck Woolery blames Canada and wants to take them down!
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